[Londoner]

Had a bloke come up to me and ask if I knew any window cleaners who were taking on. I didn't but if I had I wouldn't have pushed him their way, he looked like a dyed in the wool doley to me.

However, the thing that drove me mad was everything he said he finished with LOL! "Hi mate, sorry to to trouble you like, Lol"   "Im a window cleaner, looking for a bit of work, Lol"

He would drive you mad.

[andyM]

People like that do my head in.
The other one's I hate are the one's that always use: "Bruv or Bruvva", "Ya Know", "Ya get me" on the end of every single sentence spoken.  :

[Lee GLS]

i cant stand the surfer talk, especially when they call everyone Dude 

[CLEANCARE WC]

i cant stand the surfer talk, especially when they call everyone Dude 

totally 

[Paul Coleman]

The worst instance I can think of is some guy who called me "geez" at the end of every sentence.  Done my head in.

[Nick Wareham]

I know someone who works with people who lack in basic skills such as reading, writing etc.

She said you'd be truly amazed at the number of people who only know how to write in text language.

such as

c u l8tr m8 - for "see you later mate"

I suppose it was only a matter of time before it affected people's speech too.

[Lee GLS]

i cant stand the surfer talk, especially when they call everyone Dude 

totally 

Stop it now 

[ashbash]

that was me you cheeky numpty and you promised me i could lick your balls. i hope you havent changed your mind..........................................................lol

[northstar161]

When working as a cabbie I used to have sometimes keep count of my passangers use of the word 'like' and the use of the F-word.

F-word: low fifties
like: high fifties.

All in the Fing space of under 3 miles like.

'

[bobby p]

theres a lot of annoyers out there,gasbags or opinionated bigots ,they  cant hold a job ,because nobody can stand working with them 

 i should know ,i took one such on the other week, so loud a customer was convinced they were being broken into , from the racket of his voice

[CLEANCARE WC]

you will meet your prince soon bobby cos you have kissed alot of frogs havent you 

[H S and Son]

 

Thats a polite way of putting it.

[mci services]

When working as a cabbie I used to have sometimes keep count of my passangers use of the word 'like' and the use of the F-word.

F-word: low fifties
like: high fifties.

All in the Fing space of under 3 miles like.


'

were you a cabbie in Edinburgh like EH

[krave]

I know someone who works with people who lack in basic skills such as reading, writing etc.

She said you'd be truly amazed at the number of people who only know how to write in text language.

such as

c u l8tr m8 - for "see you later mate"

I suppose it was only a matter of time before it affected people's speech too.

It infuriates me when someone on Facebook goes out of their way to miss spell something.

Seriiouslly duzz my nut in lyke.
Y would you do that when it's no quicker?

And people that can't put 1 I.

Niice to be back postiing on Cleaniitup.

Annoyiing as!

[elite mike]

i cant stand the surfer talk, especially when they call everyone Dude 

totally 

Stop it now 

like wow dude chillax man and go and find a swellie 

[richard jagger]

what the hell is a swellie?

[chopsie]

what the hell is a swellie?

a bloated wellie!!

[elite mike]

what the hell is a swellie?

wave 

[Frankybadboy]

what the hell is a swellie?

wave 

you should be out on that bike mike.

[elite mike]

what the hell is a swellie?

wave 

you should be out on that bike mike.

be off in ten mins frank ,just a quick jaunt down the docks today

and so should you