[H S and Son]

last night at 8 p.m, 'Hi, Matt its Mister Stupid here, I see you did the windows earlier today when we were out  they dont seem any better than before you turned up'

'Rightie hoh' says I 'I'll be round in the morning, we can take a look at the problem windows and Ill sort them out for you, no charge'

'Good', says he 'I'll see you then'

I got a call this morning from Mister Stupid O'clock at 5.30! 'No need to come out Matt to redo the windows, my fault, it was all on the inside, Ill put a cheque in the post'.

Cheers tw@t!

'Can I go back to sleep now?'

[andyjm1]

We all get 'em. 

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

cant we just kill them all and have done with. 

[Matthew JN]

Avoid this by using a separate mobile for your business - only switching it on during your business hours, and never ever give a customer your home number 

[Cleaning Buddy]

Have you missed a business opportunity there by not offering to clean the insides?

[DaveG]

Reminds me of the bellend who rang me at 11pm on a Friday night (I was on a night out with the boys AND I was a lot younger then) to inform me that I had left a drip on his window and he wanted it sorted out IMMEDIATELY......

Lets just say that he got a new window cleaner

[H S and Son]

Have you missed a business opportunity there by not offering to clean the insides?

No, I've avoided a feckin pr!ck til next time his outsides are due.

[andyM]

last night at 8 p.m, 'Hi, Matt its Mister Stupid here, I see you did the windows earlier today when we were out  they dont seem any better than before you turned up'

'Rightie hoh' says I 'I'll be round in the morning, we can take a look at the problem windows and Ill sort them out for you, no charge'

'Good', says he 'I'll see you then'

I got a call this morning from Mister Stupid O'clock at 5.30! 'No need to come out Matt to redo the windows, my fault, it was all on the inside, Ill put a cheque in the post'.

Cheers tw@t!

'Can I go back to sleep now?'

Perhaps he thought you were having a sleepless night worrying about it 

[dave0123]

After the 8pm call he must have gone and cleaned a few inside windows relised it was on the insides and thought its to late to ring now... but then rings at 5.30 am 

[ascjim]

I love it, but not a 5:30