[Steven Shoreditch]

With the warm weather here now, I was wondering what aftershave you wear to work?

[aztec]

WTF!!!

[dave0123]

whats the warm weather got to do with aftershave? don't you mean deodorant lol?

[G Griffin]

With the warm weather here now, I was wondering what aftershave you wear to work?

I wear Eddie Large Pour Homme; it`s great and has a masculine smell, so it`s not for nancy boys.
It`s a big hit with the housewives too.

[H S and Son]

WTF!!!

  

[the bfg]

With the warm weather here now, I was wondering what aftershave you wear to work?

are you a hom ?

[scud]

  I don't wear any because I haven't caught the gay, I smell of real man and Brut Splash On when it is my birthday.

[Tom White]

I once drank a bottle of Joop aftershave in a tight spot.  Unlike the mouthwash, that really did make me spew.  But all the shops were closed at 4.00 am and I was still thirsty, having ran out of booze and I mustn't have had any mouthwash handy.  

My breath used to smell a lot nicer back in those days, at certain times, I guess!

But I'll stick a quick splash of aftershave on in the morning though; Wor Lass says she likes a man who smells nice.  However, I think she means 'other men', 'cos she's still ratty with me in the morning even when I smell nice.   

[jonboywalton75]

Blackboard,s delight or London gentleman

[g newton]

high karate around the gomads
makes me work a tad faster specially when ive had a trim and edge

[Tom White]

high karate around the gomads
makes me work a tad faster specially when ive had a trim and edge

[Steven Shoreditch]

whats the warm weather got to do with aftershave? don't you mean deodorant lol?

Hadn't thought of deodorant.  I tend to chuck on anything lying around, under the armpits etc.

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

brut and also stick it in the water mate. 

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

brut and also stick it in the water mate. 

He's a big fibber - never wears aftershave 

[jonboywalton75]

I think our custies expect us to smelL of BO & DOG POO

[G Griffin]

I think our custies expect us to smelL of BO & DOG POO

Best not disappoint them then. And remember- the customer is always right.
So don`t wash and smear a poodle bomb under each armpit. Those white logs that have been discontinued were rubbish for that though- too crumbly. 

[Tom White]

and smear a poodle bomb under each armpit.

Poodle bomb?  Don't you mean a dog egg?   

[G Griffin]

and smear a poodle bomb under each armpit.

Poodle bomb?  Don't you mean a dog egg?   

Dog egg  . Yeah, that`s `um.

[Nameless Drudge]

I reckon if you smell horrible then the customers wont want to chat too long and it will solidify their belief that you are  poor and come from a lower social class than them,this means you can slowly increase the price as they are happy paying to feel briefly superior to at least someone on a regular basis.Just remember never to speak to them as if you were their equal though you might get away with it a couple of times due to your unpleasant aroma.

[H S and Son]

I think our custies expect us to smelL of BO & DOG POO

Thats why he's asking.