[bobby p]

a woman has got me feeling uneasy.  the other week i cleaned her sunroom glass but she was too grateful,treating me as if im a long lost friend and laughing loudly out of keeping with the situation. Yest she rang me,wants just 1 frosted window cleaning and as she caught me on the hop ive said i will do it

 i sense danger


(by the way she is a really ugly crone, married , and i sense  its not sex/romance she is after,  but not sure what she wants)

[the bfg]

do yu think she may want her windows cleaned ?  I know its a long shot and all that with you being a window cleaner   

[VSP Home Care]

Dude, that frosted window can only be the bathroom 

Its Lurv 

[bobby p]

have you had somebody ringing up,excited, wanting just one frosted pane (this is inside the bungalow) cleaning ?.   im trying to think of an excuse to use for the next time she rings me .

 last time she paid ok, but has a wild look in her eyes,as if she would get nasty if felt rejected

[VSP Home Care]

lol inside is even more dangerous mate    Send your apprentice in, it will either make a man of him or see him locked up in a padded cell 

On a serious note, advise her that you only do complete cleans inside and price very high    If she goes for it sub the job out to your nearest competitor 

[C A Payne]

go do the job, but put on your wifes best frock & make-up etc... then say you've got to be quick as you are performing at the local drag club... she'll get the frighteners & back off, & you'll leave with your dignity in tact.... everyones a winner.

[S.A.J]

tell her your not insured to do internal window cleaning on domestic anymore as you premiums went sky high  

[Pope vader]

tell her ur kids have got chicken pox and you are a carrier for them and will be at least 3 weeks before you can get to her but offer to give her someone elses number who can do the job

[AuRavelling79]

If you are going back to do the outsides then tell her she will have to wait until then.

[bobby p]

cheers for the tips lads, think i will chicken out and let my helper go in and do it. I think she gets a kick out of making men jump ,so that the men then says "how high?"

 its hard to explain but she doesnt radiate any sexual attraction whatsoever, no pheremones  or perfume, looks a bit like a longhaired Benny HILL .   

 

[G Griffin]

She might chase you round the house to the Benny Hill theme tune then.
Tell her you`ll call to do the window on the way back from the chemist. Tell her you`ll be picking up your tablets for the clap. 

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

just go and do the windows mate. custies can be a bit funny at times. how much money has she got i will do it if you dont.

[the bfg]

just go and clean them and if she comes on to you just whisper those 3 magic words  I AM GAY 

[Slash]

have you had somebody ringing up,excited, wanting just one frosted pane (this is inside the bungalow) cleaning ?.   im trying to think of an excuse to use for the next time she rings me .

 last time she paid ok, but has a wild look in her eyes,as if she would get nasty if felt rejected

She's a Bunny Boiler,your in trouble now as it's too late to reject her,you will only make things far worse if you avoid her
If I were you I'd emigrate to Australiia or somewhere the other side of the world

[dazmond]

i refuse all inside window cleaning on domestics apart from the odd old dears kitchen window.puts a stop to this nonsense.same for inside conny roof cleans.too much hassle!im usually far too busy to bother with these jobs!!

[Ross G]

genital warts ointment doctors appointment contageous wire brush and Dettol etc etc etc

[VSP Home Care]

just go and clean them and if she comes on to you just whisper those 3 magic words  I AM GAY 

That's not safe, she might see it as a challenge to "turn him" 

Definitely a job for the helper, think of it as character building for him 

We will of course require regular updates on his condition 

[G Griffin]

by the way she is a really ugly crone, married ,

I see you got your priorities in the right order.

[bobby p]

apparently she had a windie who only came once. from how she described him think i know who he is,will have a word with him ,see what the score is.

today   ive been thinking of silly excuses such as saying ive broken my leg ,cant come, but she knows where i live as has rang me at home / i need a long term excuse that will work. dont want to go down the gay route as its a small seaside town im in +she will sing like a hot canary  ive no doubt

[G Griffin]

apparently she had a windie who only came once. from how she described him think i know who he is,will have a word with him ,see what the score is.

today   ive been thinking of silly excuses such as saying ive broken my leg ,cant come, but she knows where i live as has rang me at home / i need a long term excuse that will work. dont want to go down the gay route as its a small seaside town im in +she will sing like a hot canary  ive no doubt

No wonder she got rid  .
And don`t worry about going down the gay route. It doesn`t hurt after a bit and those handlebar moustaches look great  .