DONT LAUGH! NOT FUNNY!
We had a new job to do today - one off clean on a large ish hospital & mental home.
2 guys 5 hours .... wfp out & trad in.
Thought get the insides done first - a load of internals to do aswell.
so we go in - sign in blah blah blah
after doing a few communal ones, we go into the first room - greated by a mid aged chap poopting on his bed!!!
he chased my new lad up the stairs and into the toilet! he was ok tho - locked himself in the toilet!
40 mins later we are doing the communal room - few sat there watching j kyle - this lady wouldnt stop saying - do you want a coffee? 'no thanks' then she would say can you get me a coffee? about 20 times!!!
when she was given a coffee by the staff - she then filled it with hob nobs and smeard it all over the windows!!!
50 mins later just the staff room left - we got in there - thought god we are safe now!!!
doing the windows in the staff room - thought it was the staff on a break playing darts, then i noticed a sharps bin open on the floor!!
the bloody nutters were playing darts with the needles!!!!!
outsides we were fine - i can honestly say ive never done window cleaning so quick in my life!!!