[Richard Neal]

My controller melted 2 months ago and i quickly made up a return tap and it has worked fine for me, i dont know if i will bother getting a new controller or just leave it as it is.

Tosh, have you got / fitted the sign writing yet?

[Tom White]

Tosh, have you got / fitted the sign writing yet?

Nope, but it should've arrived by now, but it hasn't.

I'll e-mail them.

[Steven Shoreditch]

Didn't you have a van before then, Tosh?

[Tom White]

Didn't you have a van before then, Tosh?

No, an estate.

[Steven Shoreditch]

I didn't know.  I am sorry.  You must have looked really chavvy.  Or Chevy.

[Tom White]

I didn't know.  I am sorry.  You must have looked really chavvy.  Or Chevy.

I look quite handsome, actually, sort of a good looking Jackie Chan, so I've been told. 

[Steven Shoreditch]

I'd always assumed you had a van.  How long did you have a car before you realised that the rest of us are using vans? I've never understood car-based wfpers.  Always look a bit naff/sad.

[Tom White]

I'd always assumed you had a van.  How long did you have a car before you realised that the rest of us are using vans? I've never understood car-based wfpers.  Always look a bit naff/sad.

I think it's sadder you worry what others think of you!  Your post speaks volumes about yourself.   And do you really think you're cool 'cos you got a van?
 

[Steven Shoreditch]

You admit that you don't care about your appearance?

I might be cooler, yes, but that's incidental to looking like I do it for a living. 

[AuRavelling79]

I'm with Tosh on this one - my two biggest contracts and a school were won when I worked out of a J reg Honda estate.

Good custies see through all the appearance of your vehicle lark.

[Tom White]

You admit that you don't care about your appearance?

Just the minimum.  I haven't even got my missing two-front-teeth fixed; and money has nowt to do with it; even when I had free dental care in the army and was offered implants (at the taxpayers expense) I refused.

My beauty is more on the inside. 

I might be cooler, yes, but that's incidental to looking like I do it for a living. 

And I lost my teeth biting cheeky window cleaners.  Watch yerself, Stephen.  I know where you live!  

[Steven Shoreditch]

You admit that you don't care about your appearance?

Just the minimum.  I haven't even got my missing two-front-teeth fixed; and money has nowt to do with it; even when I had free dental care in the army and was offered implants (at the taxpayers expense) I refused.

My beauty is more on the inside. 

I might be cooler, yes, but that's incidental to looking like I do it for a living. 

And I lost my teeth biting cheeky window cleaners.  Watch yerself, Stephen.  I know where you live!  

No you don't, even I don't know where I live - I'm homeless.  In my mind, anyway, which is where I get the impression you are most of the time.  Not always a bad thing, of course, but it does get chilly being lonely, doesn't it?

@ Gold - I didn't know they had Honda cars in the 50s.