The weirdest I had was when I worked for a C/C in Cumbria. I was cleaning carpets for a woman in Egremont and set up the Exel in the front room. This woman never said a word, right up until I switched the machine on...
She said something but the noise of the machine drowned it out. I switched the machine off and said "Excuse me?"
"My mam's just recently died!"
"Oh" I said "very sorry to here that!"
Then nothing, she just stared at me...

I switched the machine back on and I heard her muffled droning again.... Again, I switched the machine off and said.....
"Sorry?"
"I didn't like her!" She replied....
And that was it, end of conversation.... Weirdo!
