i had the daughter of a customer screaming at me her mum is old and forgets things, she was having a right go at me because her mum has three window cleaners the mum keep on hiring cleaners and forgetting.
i wouldn't mind but the daughter waited until i had finished to tell me that her mum didn't need me anymore while she was still screaming at me so i told the daughter striaght - its not my problem that your mum forgets things so if you don't want my services anymore thats ok but you need to pay for todays clean she didn't want to pay but she did in the end

never mind picked up two more jobs today one for £13 and the other for £11 happy days 
( cow) I would have put on a realy big smile while she was having a go and just as she took a breath asked her what is wrong to much caffine or not enough sex? with a gob like that I would take it to be the latter.
that realy would have got her goat up...
some guy threatend to pour petrol on me and torch us one day, I just smiled and walked away. wife was happy normaly I would introduce them to foot.
talking to a local farmer I know i told him about it, he said forget the £80 I owe you and I will sort it out! OK
two days later gets a call telling me to drive past @ about 11.00 so I did. there up the drive was the bigest pile of S**T I have seen in a long time, must have been a couple of ton and all steaming.
I phoned my mate to say debt paid and dont get in any trouble, he just replied why? he paid me £80 for me to drop a load of not my problem..