[Neil Williams]

I've always said to customers who are 8 months and 30 days pregnant that I don't do deliveries so you'd best hold on till I've gone and to date I've got away with it.
Flip that was close this morning. I was just getting myself together ready to set off this morning when the phone rung to say "have to cancel wife just gone into labour."
As much as I could do without any cancellations at the moment that one I will let off

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

So you'll just let it drop?

Rog

[AJB]

I usually say i've been present at 3 births, and have
no wish to be there for anymore.

Closest one was a few years ago, when asked when's
it due, the reply " 2 Weeks ago"