[Neil Williams]

I submitted an application to this programme some months back with a view to submitting a team of carpet cleaners on this quiz.

Out of the blue I got a phonecall from one of the researchers today and she is calling me back tomorrow.
So, is anyone interested in going on this programme because I need to submit names of people who can make the auditions, of which there are various locations and dates.
Obviously it would be better if we can all make the same location but apparently they will allow different people to attend different locations so i have
manchester 4 feb
Leeds 3 feb
birmingham 11 feb
Bristol/London around the same dates

I need 4 others so please text me 07771 884699 or e-mail neilj96@ntlworld.com with location that you can attend for the audition.

If I get enough I will then let her know tomorrow when she calls.

[mark joyce]

Ill go if I can put one on that JC how smug if he lol

[derek west]

count me in neil, manchester 4th of feb,

ps.... i know nothing so make me a last resort.

[wynne jones]

Even though it's rigged, would be good publicity.

[Neil Williams]

Even though it's rigged, would be good publicity.

If for no other reason then that's what I'm after

[richy27]

i would def like to be included bristol

[clinton]

Count me in for manchester

[Mike Mahoney]

Im in for manchester,

thats if you allow oven cleaners, I do sub carpet work out.

regards

MCM

[Neil Williams]

Ok I've got loads of names now so I'd best bring this to a stop.
I've found everyones mobile numbers so will send out a text shortly.
Thanks guys

[derek west]

woop woop, manchester auditions here i come.

[Colin Day]

woop woop, manchester auditions here i come.

You'll be fine, cos your head actually looks like an egg

Mind you, I can't talk

[jasonl]

Its on bbc2 now , some right freaks on there !

[derek west]

is that the best  "yolk" you can come up with col

well in that case i'll have a "cracking" good time

can't wait to be "whisked" off to the studios.

all though i'm pretty sure we'll get "fried" by those clever barstewards

hopefully i'll come out of my "shell" a bit.

i'll stop now, "TAXI FOR WEST"

[Colin Day]

  "Eggcelent"

[derek west]

"Eggcelent"

don't start that one, we could be here all night, eggsighting isn't it

[jasonl]

IT grates , they way they smugly eggstrapolate the answers .

[Steve. Taylor]

SOMEONES BRAIN IS A LITTLE SCRAMBLED OR FRYED IF YOU ASK ME :
YOU CRACK ME UP :

DEREK WHO DID YOU  POACH THOSE JOKES FROM

[jasonl]

A woman just won 11 grand !  Im in ,will clean the studio carpets too for that price !

[Steve. Taylor]

What do you call an egg that travels? AN EGGSPLORER

Good luck the EGGSPERIENCE will be good

Oh i must stop practical YOLKER me