[barry mallett]

just been talking to a mate of mine from barnsley whos set his own hot system up using coal .hes been working on it a few months now and finally got it up and running last week . he says its alot cheaper and safer than diesel or gas he has only used 2 sacks so far.he says if it works well for the next couple of months hes thinking about manufacturing and selling them.i said i would put it on here and see what the feedback was it sounds good to me

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[dave.e]

just been talking to a mate of mine from barnsley whos set his own hot system up using coal .hes been working on it a few months now and finally got it up and running last week . he says its alot cheaper and safer than diesel or gas he has only used 2 sacks so far.he says if it works well for the next couple of months hes thinking about manufacturing and selling them.i said i would put it on here and see what the feedback was it sounds good to me

[Slash]

just been talking to a mate of mine from barnsley whos set his own hot system up using coal .hes been working on it a few months now and finally got it up and running last week . he says its alot cheaper and safer than diesel or gas he has only used 2 sacks so far.he says if it works well for the next couple of months hes thinking about manufacturing and selling them.i said i would put it on here and see what the feedback was it sounds good to me

 

[barry mallett]

so im taking that as a positive feedback

[d s windowcleaning]

im from barnsley and you can take the p as much as you want , all my heating runs on solid fuel , ive now got external underground heating on SOLID FUEL . WHERE you from mr mallet ?

[♠Winp®oClean♠]

All my heating & hot water are run from a multi-fuel stove! You seen the latest price rises for heating oil, gas & electricity?

[d s windowcleaning]

All my heating & hot water are run from a multi-fuel stove! You seen the latest price rises for heating oil, gas & electricity?

you no the score mi old mucker 

[Clive McDonald]

Your mate stole that idea but he's an idiot. I use coke and don't need a roof vent because there isn't any smoke. Your mate's van looks like a bloody chue chue train chugging down the road and the logo casey jones window cleaning only makes things worse.

Train tickets as windows cleaned dockets, station masters garb as uniform, and platform announcements through the letter box that he is now boarding for the next address are just making things worse.

If customers wanted this they'd catch the 2.20 from crew, not have some clown waving a red flag on the end of his pole outside their windows.

[♠Winp®oClean♠]

All my heating & hot water are run from a multi-fuel stove! You seen the latest price rises for heating oil, gas & electricity?

you no the score mi old mucker 

Ar, but thanose wot the seh, negood nokin if thez nubdy in kid!

[barry mallett]

im from barnsley and you can take the p as much as you want , all my heating runs on solid fuel , ive now got external underground heating on SOLID FUEL . WHERE you from mr mallet ?

i run a nice profitable round in fulham , kensington , hyde park , golders green and a few shop fronts in bond street and kings road . my good friend in barnsley says it will be all the rage up there soon , if you want a discount just mention my name and he will sort you out . he also knows someone who can get you some cheap tripe for your sunday lunch.  let me know how you get on .  just going to china white now with michael winner and michael caine  hope the scallops are fresh

[mci services]

  sounds like a winner Barry

[AuRavelling79]

It sounds good but surely the coal will severely encroach on the payload of your van. So how about a trailer for the coal? That way you only need to take it with you in the cold weather.

Now this gives me a good idea for a van overnight heater when there is no electricity - get a small log burner and bolt it to the van floor with a metal chimney through the roof; gather old newspapers from custies recycling bins and small twigs and branches from the roadside - a box of matches and you're away!

Cheap as chips and toasty heat - just make the fire and light it each evening about ten pm before going to bed and keep your van nice and warm for free!

[barry mallett]

by the way its mallett with double t . which school did you go to , the same one as kes .  tut tut i knew the scallops wouldnt be fresh . they never are late in the month . by the way ds window cleaning , dont kill those useless pigeons , i know an absolutely great up and coming chef who does a fabolous souffle with them . kate moss swears by it .

[barry mallett]

It sounds good but surely the coal will severely encroach on the payload of your van. So how about a trailer for the coal? That way you only need to take it with you in the cold weather.

Now this gives me a good idea for a van overnight heater when there is no electricity - get a small log burner and bolt it to the van floor with a metal chimney through the roof; gather old newspapers from custies recycling bins and small twigs and branches from the roadside - a box of matches and you're away!

Cheap as chips and toasty heat - just make the fire and light it each evening about ten pm before going to bed and keep your van nice and warm for free!

gold my old bean , my friend in the suburbs of barnsley informs me they have been using that method for years in there front room

[d s windowcleaning]

by the way its mallett with double t . which school did you go to , the same one as kes .  tut tut i knew the scallops wouldnt be fresh . they never are late in the month . by the way ds window cleaning , dont kill those useless pigeons , i know an absolutely great up and coming chef who does a fabolous souffle with them . kate moss swears by it .

as it happens mate i did go to the school where kes was filmed .

[barry mallett]

love it 

[♠Winp®oClean♠]

It sounds good but surely the coal will severely encroach on the payload of your van. So how about a trailer for the coal? That way you only need to take it with you in the cold weather.

Now this gives me a good idea for a van overnight heater when there is no electricity - get a small log burner and bolt it to the van floor with a metal chimney through the roof; gather old newspapers from custies recycling bins and small twigs and branches from the roadside - a box of matches and you're away!

Cheap as chips and toasty heat - just make the fire and light it each evening about ten pm before going to bed and keep your van nice and warm for free!

gold my old bean , my friend in the suburbs of barnsley informs me they have been using that method for years in there front room

Surely you mean lounge Barry?

I also think he means "their" and not "there"   think he would have been better with an education at "Kes High"

[Clive McDonald]

Did you know barry hines then?


An Eagle for an Emperor, a Gyrfalcon for a King; a Peregrine for a Prince, and a Saker for a Knight; a Merlin for a lady, a Goshawk for a Yeoman, a Sparrowhawk for a Priest,a Kestrel for a Knave, and a wood pigeon for a window cleaner (they leave big poops on the windows" - Boke of St Albans 1486

Funny thing for a monk in 1486 to say, do you think he was one of Mallets ancestors?