i had one mad lady knock me for £80 a few years back .. turned up to clean this house and went in the front door to be met with somthing out of life of grime..... was fumming so went and got pile broom and swept up ... then got the ninja as far as the front door , went in and presprayed everything in sight lol ... the carpet , ive seen better in the tip but after the clean was gleaming like brand new as they do ...
then the payment part ..... gave the invoice , then she went looking for the chq book in all the piles of s..t around - says ill sign it and you fill in the rest ... nothing strange yet

till she passes me a PAYING in book ,, says sorry love thats a paying in book , so off she go's to find the chq book -- comes back , found it love , hands me it --- sorry love thats also a paying book

now getting angry so says look here's the invoice , its got 14 days , and just to help here's a S.A E to send it back -- left then looking forward to getting money in post
14 days now gone, still no payment

so on the phone and asks if she sent payment -- she chirps up sorry mate not paying as i had my friends round after and they all said the carpet was worse than before you cleaned it ...........................

well after picking myself up of the floor in shock , we then went on to see who can say the best swearing words ... she won lol
so never got the money
