[JoeMax]

There must be some bored single housewives when you're cleaning?

Anyone had them flirt at all??

[TomCrowther]

I have but he wasn't my type 

[Andy@w.c.s]

yep now been with her for 14 yrs
funny old life 

[Londoner]

Oh yes I happens to me all the time, you get used to it.

[Nick_Thompson]

You mean things like:

Leaning on you to point out a mark on the glass that’s not really there.

Kneeling down in front of you, dressed in a low cut top, whilst writing out the check.

Asking for a neck massage to ease a headache.

And many more of the same.

Some people just love to flirt.

[Londoner]

There was one woman, who opened the door twice in a row wearing nothing but a small towel  gaping open at the front. I never went back to find out what would have happened the third time I knocked.

You can laugh about it but these women can be very dangerous. This one was a bit off her trolly I think.

[Steve CM]

There was one woman, who opened the door twice in a row wearing nothing but a small towel  gaping open at the front. I never went back to find out what would have happened the third time I knocked.

You can laugh about it but these women can be very dangerous. This one was a bit bonkers I think.

Women dangerous? grow a pair son!

[JoeMax]

Leaning on you to point out a mark on the glass that’s not really there.

Kneeling down in front of you, dressed in a low cut top, whilst writing out the check.

Asking for a neck massage to ease a headache.

 

[ant french]

There was one woman, who opened the door twice in a row wearing nothing but a small towel  gaping open at the front. I never went back to find out what would have happened the third time I knocked.

You can laugh about it but these women can be very dangerous. This one was a bit off her trolly I think.

i feel well ill but this made me laff sooo much, there just lonely not dangerous lmfao
3rd time lucky mate, i would of gone back. maybe she wanted discount. im a big flirt with women but thats my nature it breaks the ice i think. i met most my customers on dating websites aswell so they all think i want them lmfao, i just want there money lol 

[JoeMax]

Ant, you're a little bit crazy my friend 

[John Walker]

The freshly applied perfume is often the first clue.........

[Nick_Thompson]

I did hear of someone who had been ask to come in and do a repair.

After starting work he heard the door close behind him, and then lock.
He turned to see her slipping out of her dress. Then, fully naked, she tried to force him to engage in full on naughtiness.

Anyway, it wasn’t a case of irresistible magnetism, as it turned out. He wasn’t the first to be subjected to her wanton ravishes. She also proved to be a little unhinged. In the end, it was all an attempt to make her husband jealous.

Very strange! 

It just shows you how important it is to wear clean pants.

[JoeMax]

The freshly applied perfume is often the first clue.........

So observant!

It just shows you how important it is to wear clean pants.

Best advice this morning 

[ian1972]

What happens on the round stays on the round!

[SB Cleaning]

Ant, you're a little bit crazy my friend 

I agree

[scud]

  i do a house who has a very attractive daughter who is in her early 20's.

  I was there doing the windows one lunch time when the daughter came home from work, no-one else was in, she said hello as she got out of her car so obviously she knew I was there.

  2 minutes later she was prancing around totally naked, but she wouldn't make eye contact, I took along time to do the windows that day.

  I also make sure that house is done around lunch time and have had a show several times!

 Others have been less than subtle, like the one who was moaning that she was bored, I asked whet she enjoyed to do as a hobby to pass her day - her reply - I like to ride c***!
  I steered well clear, very attractive but obviously a bit mental!!

[John Walker]

 
  2 minutes later she was prancing around totally naked, but she wouldn't make eye contact, I took along time to do the windows that day.

 

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Must be quite an achievement working with two erect poles at the same time.......   

[ant french]

Ant, you're a little bit crazy my friend 

I agree

  why am i crazy lol

[s.w.c]

There must be some bored single housewives when you're cleaning?

Anyone had them flirt at all??

part of the job aint it,  but not as good when i was on the doors.

[Londoner]

There was one woman, who opened the door twice in a row wearing nothing but a small towel  gaping open at the front. I never went back to find out what would have happened the third time I knocked.

You can laugh about it but these women can be very dangerous. This one was a bit off her trolly I think.

i feel well ill but this made me laff sooo much, there just lonely not dangerous lmfao
3rd time lucky mate, i would of gone back. maybe she wanted discount. im a big flirt with women but thats my nature it breaks the ice i think. i met most my customers on dating websites aswell so they all think i want them lmfao, i just want there money lol 

No this one was seriously dangerous, the neighbour over the road told me later (after she had moved out) that she used to phone the police nearly every night saying there was someone prowling round the back of the house. (I'm not suprised, there probably was if she walked around like that all the time.) Police cars there all the time apparantly  And she used to reckon her ex husband was stealing her post and all sorts of things like that.

More than a bit weird, the last thing you want is for her to get some fixation that the window cleaner is after her.