I`ve thought about advertising on the side of hearses. 
People stop and look when they pass don`t they? And they drive them really slowly, so you get the chance to note the advertising and number. 
In return for the advertising, I would donate tissues to the bereaved families at a time when they need them the most. 
Free of charge of course....with all my details printed on them. 
Cleanliness is next to Godliness  

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