I didn't say i didn't believe you.
Lets look at the creative side of the advert shall we?One problem is if you make it too boring no one will listen, if you rev it up too much this will stop sales.
You need impact, engagement, a totally new approach-.... and money to burn.
That's why utube is a great tool.You don't have to tell me your big secret, i'm saying kick around the idea of mocking up an ad- then find out what your wife and a few friends and customers think.
You may be able to script it yourself or might need gold or me or bateman.Either way these are all resuources that are free.At the very worst you can find out what you don't want.