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clearlyclean

  • Posts: 477
what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
« on: October 30, 2010, 10:35:52 pm »
would you
a)knock the night before
b)send a Pigeon
c)just clean the fronts
d)have less customers
e)invent telephone
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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mci services

Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2010, 10:37:21 pm »
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martinsadie

Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2010, 10:39:18 pm »
use morse code
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mikecam

Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2010, 10:54:58 pm »
Just turn up, clean the house and either leave slip or call back on Friday???
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Newannaive

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Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2010, 11:22:18 pm »
not had to ring once in 5yr.. if its a gate, climb, a garage, climb..
luckily this only happens a few times a week  ;D
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Klean07

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Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2010, 11:42:56 pm »
Quote from: Newannaive on October 30, 2010, 11:22:18 pm
not had to ring once in 5yr.. if its a gate, climb, a garage, climb..
luckily this only happens a few times a week  ;D
I'm a window clean not a burglar. ::)
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Newannaive

  • Posts: 320
Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2010, 11:58:54 pm »
whats so hard about climbing over a 5ft gate unless your 70  :-*
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the bfg

Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2010, 07:58:02 am »
just send a text  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)

  • Posts: 1093
Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2010, 08:03:17 am »
whats a telephone?
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Dave Anderson

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Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2010, 08:07:19 am »
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mlscontractcleaner

  • Posts: 1483
Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2010, 10:47:34 am »
We never, ever ring and have never had a problem.

We climb over gates and if they're not home we hammer on the door at their work and embarrass them in to paying in front of their work mates; being sure to shout out loud that they still owe us for the past three cleans ;)
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barry mallett

Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2010, 11:16:41 am »
use tin cans and string , like they do in lancashire ;D
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Justen Uff

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Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2010, 01:50:23 pm »
If telephones hadn't been invented neither would cars or vans so we'd all be going round on bikes with ladders attached - so our rounds would be very localised and Mrs Smith & Mrs Jones would just know which day we'd be there and leave the gate open because there weren't any burgulars because there were no mobile phones to nick and they'd leave the money in a tin on the windowcill.  Simples
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simon w

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Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2010, 01:57:27 pm »
 Two coconut shell's and a very large piece of string  :)

Failing that practice up on my telepathy skills  ;)
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G Griffin

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Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2010, 03:06:22 pm »
Quote from: simon w on October 31, 2010, 01:57:27 pm
Two coconut shell's and a very large piece of string  :)

Failing that practice up on my telepathy skills  ;)

I knew you were going to say that.
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simon w

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Re: what would you do if telephones had'nt been invented
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2010, 03:52:16 pm »
Quote from: G Griffin on October 31, 2010, 03:06:22 pm
Quote from: simon w on October 31, 2010, 01:57:27 pm
Two coconut shell's and a very large piece of string  :)

Failing that practice up on my telepathy skills  ;)

I knew you were going to say that.
Must have been the telepathy  ;D
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