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Nameless Drudge

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TDS of Urine
« on: October 17, 2010, 01:46:44 pm »
Today my tapwater tds is 285 and after 3 cups of tea i thought i would measure the tds of my p**s in a well pure water rinsed glass  and its 521.  Am gonna check the dogs next.

Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2010, 01:51:17 pm »
I would of hoped there was more impurities in p**s than there is in our tap water!!!!

rg1

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Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2010, 01:52:47 pm »
Today my tapwater tds is 285 and after 3 cups of tea i thought i would measure the tds of my p**s in a well pure water rinsed glass  and its 521.  Am gonna check the dogs next.

Why do you want to check the dogs ??? ???
The pen is mightier than the sword (and a lot easier to write with!)

james44

Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2010, 01:54:56 pm »
Why would you want to check your own p ??? ???

Nameless Drudge

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Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2010, 02:00:32 pm »
Probably as i havn`t got many customers so having just done my own again and got the worse result ever  its sent me nuts.

martinsadie

Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2010, 02:06:58 pm »
are you going to clean with urine then  :o

Nameless Drudge

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Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2010, 02:09:25 pm »
It looks like i did!,

Seriously though they are not too bad just spotting where i never had it before and the afternoon sun highlighting everything don`t help.

I went at them quicker as well,at a speed you could make a living at.

Nameless Drudge

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Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2010, 02:11:17 pm »
So i need more practice as i wouldn`t make much of a living going back to rectify the work.

andyM

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Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2010, 03:14:59 pm »
Today my tapwater tds is 285 and after 3 cups of tea i thought i would measure the tds of my p**s in a well pure water rinsed glass and its 521. Am gonna check the dogs next.

Blimey Sean you must of been bored  ;D
One of the Plebs

Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2010, 05:00:50 pm »
what is the tds of the water u r using on the windows,  and what did u use for trading?  ie fairy?

Nameless Drudge

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Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2010, 05:17:34 pm »
Have got 0 tds,windows were done by a local trad fellow previous so i guess fairy or similar,i think my problem today (top of windows spotting) was not scrubbing/rinsing the top of the frame enough as i was trying to go too fast.
So i think i agitated the muck/dust on the top and by not giving it another  scrub and a rinse left it to drip on the clean windows.

Smudger

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Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2010, 05:23:02 pm »
It's not all about speed - quality is the key - get this right then think about getting quicker.
if your getting spotting then you are not cleaning and rinsing enough.

yesterday i got the oppertunity to check the windows after cleaning ( internal/external w/c + full domestic clean)
not exactly a builders clean but the owners had lots of work done to the property and the outsides were covered in brick dust.

after doing the windows i popped off to do a couple of gutter cleans and a conny roof before returning 2 hrs later to pick up the cleaner, before leaving i checked all the windows from the inside and not a single spot on any window.
there were 7 windows in all ( 3 large picture windows ) + patio doors, back door and front door - total time on the outside was around 35 minutes and used approx 80 ltrs of water.

trying to cut down on water and time is a false economy.

Darran
Never argue with an idiot, they will only bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience

Nameless Drudge

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Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2010, 05:29:43 pm »
Nice to hear the wfp doing a mint job, i was definitely trying on the splash and dash so got the result,i did promise myself i would always take my time so today endorses that to me.

Have to say i am well impressed with the forum and people helping,its great to just be able to bang ideas about as well,thanks to all.

gewindows

Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2010, 05:52:58 pm »
Today my tapwater tds is 285 and after 3 cups of tea i thought i would measure the tds of my p**s in a well pure water rinsed glass  and its 521.  Am gonna check the dogs next.

Why do you want to check the dogs ??? ???

The more impurities in it the more chance of catching an STD from them.

mlscontractcleaner

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Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2010, 06:53:05 pm »
He's taking the p**!!!!
Come and talk dirty to us!!!

weetot

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Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2010, 07:13:16 pm »
The devil makes work for idle thumbs......

Bloody hell Ive heard it all on here now.

I think some windowcleaners have had their brain replaced with a swinging brick.

Checkin the TDS? eh! ::)
Never take financial advice from people who have no money!

gewindows

Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2010, 07:49:55 pm »
I think some windowcleaners have had their brain replaced with a swinging brick.


 ;D ;D ;D

Oi laffed out loud when I read that, never heard that phrase before.

david watts

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Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2010, 08:17:14 pm »
try geting a telly ;) or go out for a walk next time you get bored
life is like a box of chocolates you get the crap no one else wants

clearlyclean

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Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2010, 09:47:28 pm »
I gonna check my tds maybe we should put a survey on  ;D remember that you have your own filter system (kidneys)

A & J Owen Window Cleaning

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Re: TDS of Urine
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2010, 05:29:38 pm »
do you have a wee problem then did mine last week  ;D