[duff]

hi all had a phone call from a customer  today ask me if i accidentally  put her brown food bin in the back of my van when i was packing up so what she was really  saying was did i nick her bin what is it with people if some thing goes missing its got to be the window cleaner that done it

[lee09]

well did you

[ascjim]

brilliant, you couldn't make that up

[darren clarke]

the window cleaner robs everthing,  how do u expect us to top up our dole

[AuRavelling79]

hi all had a phone call from a customer  today ask me if i accidentally  put her brown food bin in the back of my van when i was packing up so what she was really  saying was did i nick her bin what is it with people if some thing goes missing its got to be the window cleaner that done it

Tell her the truth - you had a dump in it and hid it behind her shed!