[Colin Day]

Get Colin to clean your oven Mike and you get a free spotter bottle worth £9.95..

If he was in the area, he would indeed qualify for a free bottle of spotter....

Do you not want a booking mate, my spotter's better than that expensive rubbish you sell....

[Ian Gourlay]

Stu

Thank you for your offer

I do not think oven cleaning is for me I do not think I would enjoy it.

[Colin Day]

Stu

Thank you for your offer

I do not think oven cleaning is for me I do not think I would enjoy it.

Definitely a young mans game.... Granted!

[Matt Lindus]

Oven cleaning is not as bad as giving a stray dog head. Or custard removal from an oaps clit.

[Colin Day]

Oven cleaning is not as bad as giving a stray dog head. Or custard removal from an oaps clit.

There's no doubt in my mind whatsoever, that you know from experience... It would certainly explain your bad breath you odd little twerp...