[Martin-Swinscoe]

Well i thought i had heard it all until today.

Pulled up outside a customers house today me and the lad started to get all  wfp tack out the back of the van.
  When the lady of the house said "err not today thanks, as to put it blunt you killed one of my fish last month! !"
 I replied "sory what do you mean i killed one of you're fish?"
"Well you left your pole "thing" lent on the wall of my pond pouring contamintated (spelling) water into my pond, then when i got up in the morning one of my fish was floating on the top!!"
  I couldn't believe what i was hearing i was flabbergasted, dumbstruck etc etc.
I tried to reason with her that the water coming out of my brush was totally pure. But again she was not  having it.

"No No no there are chemicals in it and obviously it had done something to the water and thats what caused the fish to die!!"

at this point i just said to my lad. Forget it we ain't coming back here ever again jumped into the van and rode off to the next custy....some people eh!!
it was only a poxy £8 job anyway  lol

[Richard Neal]

You Killer you 

[bravo20]

sounds a bit of a fishy excuse to me!

[GB Window Cleaning]

sounds like a job for james pond! sorry thought i'd lower the tone a little. sounds like your better off without her mate (mental cow) i seem to get a few too! lol

[mci services]

I heard that excuse when I was trad, apparently I threw my dirty water in the pond : if only she knew my dirty water stayed in my bucket all day

[HCS]

FISH MURDERER!!!!!

[LWC]

The Cod Father

[lee09]

I'm trawling the police

[tacky]

i  fin k they got the wrong one

[LWC]

What they flapping on about

[Martin-Swinscoe]

just hope the SCALES of justice will clear my name

[Blue Frog Systems]

This thread smells a little fishy if you ask me

[Dean Taberner]

I killed 200+ tadpoles a few years ago at a primary school.


Bad times. : ( : (

[Blue Frog Systems]

When your drunk dean your not supposed to p in the kids pond

[Ross G]

quit the windows and take up CARPet cleaning

[4Taz]

PIKEy flicked a soggy ROACH in the pond whilst PERCHed on his hoserEEL

[d s windowcleaning]

PIKEy flicked a soggy ROACH in the pond whilst PERCHed on his hoserEEL

[♠Winp®oClean♠]

Stitched up like a kipper mate, It'll be that Salmon brush you were using!

[tacky]

send im to sardiner.the daft pilchard.

[GB Window Cleaning]

the job doesnt sound like its worth the stickleback

i know im scraping the barral now mate.

but its too easy to mock, some would say its like shooting fish in a barrel!