You know what they're like, all swaggering around the place like they own it, directing the traffic and generally being anti-muslin, BUT, think again!
They also have a habit of eating lots, and I mean lots, of pistachio nuts! This must help their concentration when working, and I think that windys need to keep their eye on the ball all the time, not just American cops on Main St.
So support your local greengrocer and buy a pound or two on Saturday.