Here's some topic subjects:
Thinking of going mobile and strapping me ladder to a pushbike - anyone recommend the best type of string and anyone lend me a pushbike?
Hitler - do you think he uses a windy or does 'em himself?
Anyone out cleaning today during the bombing?
Leafleting - thinking of using Air Raid Wardens - opinions please
No metal to repair me squeegy - what do I make do and mend with ffs?
All me custies in one street bombed and killed - Stiff upper lip required urgently
Tosser at corner shop now rationing mint imperials - swap to sherbet lemons?
All new custies quoted at one off price now just in case house bombed before next visit - good idea or not?
Call from client to quote for conny, soffits and fascias clean - any ideas what they are?
Is it possible to darn a scrim?