[AuRavelling79]

Hey malc please read the topic

Eh?

[mci services]

Eh?
You wipe your feet on them, it's subversive, they had one in ancient rome, and it's about you.

what are you on about

[AuRavelling79]

I apologise for going off topic, just having a joke.

I'm sure it's funny but I don't understand it.

[Clive McDonald]

Well if it's not understood it's not funny.No worries forget i spoke.

[Ross G]

I apologise for going off topic, just having a joke.

I'm sure it's funny but I don't understand it.

Try using your Enigma code breaker thingy

[mci services]

I apologise for going off topic, just having a joke.

I'm sure it's funny but I don't understand it.

Try using your Enigma code breaker thingy

shhhhhs thats a secret

[Ross G]

now now Herr I mean mr mac you can be telling me all about ziss enema code ja i men aye ?

[Tom White]

Here's a picture of my new dog!



I want to call him Magpie but Wor Lass likes the name Nigger better. 

What do you guys think?  Magpie or Nigger?

[Ross G]

Was Dambuster Guy Gibsons dog not called that name, not Magpie the other one ?

alternativley you could come to a compromise Tosh and add an S to the name, Sn****r it sounds like a variation on what Dick Dasterdly's Muttley did

am I allowed to say Dick :

[Tom White]

I must say old chaps, this forum isn't as good as it used to be.

(Repeat every six months for the next 65 years till 2010 and then keep on repeating every six months).

[Tom White]

I must say old chaps, this forum isn't as good as it used to be.  And it's so slow.  Has Jerry been bombing the interweb servers again with his sneaky Doodlebugs?

[Londoner]

There are a few posters on this thread who are no longer with us. Slumpbuster was shot for being a spy, always had my doubts about him,  but what happened to the others 

[Tom White]

There are a few posters on this thread who are no longer with us. Slumpbuster was shot for being a spy, always had my doubts about him,  but what happened to the others 

Spivs mostly, old bean, and those terrible conshies; the JWs.  Locked up for shirking.

[LT carpet cleaning]

There are a few posters on this thread who are no longer with us. Slumpbuster was shot for being a spy, always had my doubts about him,  but what happened to the others 

Hehe, like it!

[William McCafferty]

I've just got this big contract off the MOD

What pole is best for the barrage balloons 

[Londoner]

I've just got this big contract off the MOD

What pole is best for the barrage balloons 

The one called Yan.

[john the cleaner]

thats the best thing that could happen to west ham football ground bombed  pity they rebuilt it

[AuRavelling79]

Oh Hi Tosh!

You out of internment yet? As in the film "Bad Day At Black Rock", starring Spencer Tracey?

[CLEANCARE WC]

Makes you proud to be English...chocks away!!!

[Gary nee]

News paper and vinager VS shammy leather