[macmac]

It’s always the same few who post on a thread and go on to talk about nothing, as usual.

CIU could be a lot better for window cleaners if you lot just try and let others have there say, doesn’t matter if it’s accurate.

People can still pick things up from mistakes.

IMO you are on the wrong forum, CUI benefits every day by real people talking from experience, & talking sense for that matter. At least Davo made some sense at times.
Or, you work for the IR?

[ftp]

You said you haven't paid any tax. 

[Tosh]

You said you haven't paid any tax. 

 

To get the joke, you have to have followed Ewans posts; but FTP has just posted one of the funniest one-liners I've seen on this site.

Honest.

 

[ftp]

Come on Ewan, time to come clean, who are you? What do you do for a living? If it's windowcleaning how about some information like where do you work? What system do you use? What kind of customer base? Oh, and how much do you earn every week?
Lots of questions i know but you know all about us and we know nothing about you so spill the beenz - it works both ways. Who knows we might start to understand you one day. 

[HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)]

cheers ewan for giving us something to talk about mate, without you the world would be a more serene and peacefull place and i would spend my days contemplating my role in the world and working out ways to make it better.....but since you happen to be on the scene and i fink we all know where you spend most of your busfare money travelling to.......(the inland revenue complex where you work)  i will say to you wot i say to all the covert tax inspectors ( i know u exist as one of my mates is one) which is " we have nuffing to hide on this forum and declare all we earn to the relevent authorities and we have an accountant to verify our books".....but i dont mind you coming on here as it gives me something to do on these wet and windy nights.

[HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)]

oops i fink i have let the cat out of the bag.....oh no......wot am i going to tell the lads?......ah i know....we have been a bit quiet lately...but there is this one guy on the forums....i fink his name is ewan....i will do a ip check on him and we can get his records and link up his bank account to see if there is anything that appears to be different to the return he sent us on the 16 of july 2008.....or there abouts.

[Oakley Windows]

You said you haven't paid any tax. 

 

To get the joke, you have to have followed Ewans posts; but FTP has just posted one of the funniest one-liners I've seen on this site.

Honest.

 

Classic.

And you claim others are unprofessional Ewan. What a fraud.

[Oakley Windows]

Thats rich 

[Oakley Windows]

Does that mean you're going to tell us a story now?

 

[ftp]

What 'ya mumbling on about this time ewe -an?

[macmac]

What 'ya mumbling on about this time ewe -an?

He'll have an exam coming up, bless him

[Glyn H]

I could tell you but then I would be accused of being a know it all.
I am serious I dont want to get into yet another argument.

[Oakley Windows]

Glyn we wouldnt want 2 know alls in the same thread 


























(I'll leave the rest of  my post unfinished so Ewey can make a smart comment)