why dont you have a duel

that would be fun
does not have to be to the death
i just read about how the ancient greeks did it
you start off by "exchanging sexual insults in a public place,such as a tavern",and then you have knife fight but the object is to slash rather than stab and as soon as blood is drawn it gets stopped and the winner gets to spit on the loser

cool eh

you could put it on u tube