It's times like that you regret not being gay!!! I hate DIY!
This sounds like one of
my jokes! I've always said that I wanted to be bald, toothless, and gay; so I wouldn't have to bother with barbers, dentists, or women!
But I'm sure gay blokes do DIY (no innuendo intended); or maybe your insinuating that they enjoy it (no innuendo intended)!
Personally, I'd rather be out cleaning windows than sandpapering skirting boards and stuff though.