7 am - look out of window. If bad/cold/icy/snowy weather put head back under blanket.
8 am - repeat and shout in a muffled voice "goodbye" to the wife as she goes off to work/takes kids to school/shopping etc.
9 am - repeat; but have a wee/dump and back to bed
10 am - repeat; but tool downstairs for a fry-up and a mug of tea/coffee.
10.30 - Watch "Judge Judy"
Noon - if thawed out go and do a few hours work; if not watch some awful daytime rubbish on the TV or watch UK Gold for some priceless comedy.
1.30 pm - a light lunch of cheesy chips or chips with curry sauce or chips with gravy
2pm - if thawed out do an hour or so (if not then just drive a few miles away and kip in the van) and stay out until it gets dark or wife gets home and come in complaining about how wet/cold/ill you are and in a squeaky pathetic voice ask plaintively "any chance of a cuppa luv?"
5pm - a light tea of chips; pizza and beans
Obvious really!
