[Pole 2 Pole]

You do the windows in a very short nighty?? I think you need to talk to someone dude 

[sunshine windows]

Got a lovely old boy that always makes me a cup of tea while i'm finishing off the rear windows of his bungalow. He's around 80 and proper old school. Always forgets how many sugars i take and sticks two fingers up at me as if he's telling me to 'f' off.
 

[christopher b]

am I going soft in my old age?
got one customer and old lady, was always a in - clean - get paid and out job never ever a problem.
she got stitched by some insurance company and it put her on proper hard times, now its a in - clean and out job !
I keep saying we will sort it out when things improve, what the heck if I was that hard up I would be signing on and anyway the feel good factor is well worth it.

[AuRavelling79]

1.    Lady in her seventies has the front of her (3 bed thruppeny bit bay window semi) house done (in among twelve other house fronts on a busy main road) every month. All the others pay £5.50 to £8.00 depending on whether they have been extended or have a porch.

Hers is a bog standard £5.50 to £6 job but she insists on paying extra and raising the price every year - it's now £9. And she gives me a tenner in December too!

2.    Lady doctor in a village near Bristol - late 30's, yummy mummy - an absolute scorcher - I was cleaning there last summer and she arrives home on a racing bike in lycra shorts and crop top. Looks at me coquettishly and offers me a cuppa fully knowing the effect she has on men but really pleasant with it. Down to earth type - drives a big old Mercedes estate. She was repairing the lawnmower (not a euphemism, Tosh  ) one visit, sat there in tight jean shorts and bikini top, hair in a scarf with a small oilstain on her cheek (face!).

Lives in a big victorian semi and has the flat conny roof done every time and it's £28 for half an hours work.

Sorry I'm drooling now. 

[Ian101]

my perfect customer ... simples really one who pays in a timely fashion oh and dont have doggy toilet in garden .... easy pleased me 

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

just pay you and slamm the door in ya face and ideal custie for me