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TomCrowther

  • Posts: 1965
The perfect domestic customer
« on: February 23, 2011, 08:34:33 pm »
Retired, wealthy, large house with easy access and wants it cleaned every four weeks regardless of the weather, has an interest in your business but doesn't want to chat for ages, pays on the nose, has insides done every three months and pays well for it. Gutters done twice a year. Recommends you to their family and friends. No dogs!
I only have two of these  :(

Mike_G

  • Posts: 1500
Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2011, 08:37:14 pm »
Only two so far, more will follow

andyjm1

  • Posts: 430
Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2011, 08:38:47 pm »
What about a large tip at Christmas and a brew whenever you call?

TomCrowther

  • Posts: 1965
Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2011, 08:48:44 pm »
Forgot about the brew situation. One of them does have an italian coffee machine and the hubby makes a cracking latte !

Dave66

  • Posts: 374
Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2011, 09:11:58 pm »
and a fit daughter to look at  ;D
plenty of cream...plenty of sugar!

dave f

Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2011, 09:14:05 pm »
happy days  ;D got one like that but its only a small job but every pounds a prioner

Londoner

Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2011, 09:28:17 pm »
350 bungalows all in a row with no access problems dog mess or rose bushes. Plus the odd yummy mummy who likes to sunbathe topless in the summer.

Ste M

  • Posts: 1826
Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2011, 09:29:23 pm »
ive got one of these, he also tips me every time i go, also he gets his facias and gutters done twice a year. i refuse payment off him if the gutters are clear but he insists on paying me half ;D

simp

  • Posts: 125
Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2011, 10:00:19 pm »
One quite sizable house today. £25 for 30 minutes work, lady tells me that she's really pleased with the windows, so she has decided to pay me £30 from now on because she thinks it's hard work for me. WHAT A GEM!

Pole 2 Pole

  • Posts: 1051
Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2011, 10:23:13 pm »
Na,the perfect custy passes away and leaves you their house worth £450,000. That is what happened to me today. I'm still in shock. I knew she liked me but I wasn't expecting the news I've just heard :-)

mark dew

  • Posts: 2901
Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2011, 10:26:15 pm »
Na,the perfect custy passes away and leaves you their house worth £450,000. That is what happened to me today. I'm still in shock. I knew she liked me but I wasn't expecting the news I've just heard :-)

You're joking right?

Pole 2 Pole

  • Posts: 1051
Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2011, 10:31:36 pm »
No Mark. She had no family or friends to speak of. I was the only person she knew. I cant believe it. Why would I joke about something like that???

Pole 2 Pole

  • Posts: 1051
Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2011, 10:34:32 pm »
Okay....... I'm lying. But if Carlsberg made custys :-) :-) :)

davids3511

  • Posts: 2506
Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2011, 10:37:33 pm »
I worked with a girl that happened to. Her next door neighbour was an elderly gent who she kinda adopted and looked out for. He went into hospital for the last time and while he was there he asked her to arrange a solicitor to visit because he wanted to leave the house to her.

Pole 2 Pole

  • Posts: 1051
Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2011, 10:39:58 pm »
It happens dude. Quite often in fact. Who knows???? Maybe one day huh?????

Richard Neal

  • Posts: 1737
Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2011, 11:04:46 pm »
All of my old biddies live in sheltered housing so all i'd get left to me is some dried flowers or their budgie  ::)
Im not scared of heights, just falling from them.
mrwindowclean@hotmail.co.uk

davids3511

  • Posts: 2506
Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2011, 11:06:05 pm »
It happens dude. Quite often in fact. Who knows???? Maybe one day huh?????
She likes to tell people about it. Kinda lesson in be nice to people and karma and all that.

mark dew

  • Posts: 2901
Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2011, 11:17:41 pm »
Had me going  ;D

Pole 2 Pole

  • Posts: 1051
Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2011, 11:35:12 pm »
Sorry dude lol. I'm in a cheeky mood lol

mci services

Re: The perfect domestic customer
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2011, 12:20:11 am »
Ok I need to keep this short, but my best customer is a rather tidy young blonde thing, she cleans the floor in the kitchen as I do the window's in a very short nighty, usually black but sometimes deep red, then when I knock the door for payment she invites me in ;) and she doesn't only pay for the windows she pays for the extra time on the job ;D



















then I wake up and the dream is all over :'( and my leg is all wet ::)