[clearlyclean]

would you
a)knock the night before
b)send a Pigeon
c)just clean the fronts
d)have less customers
e)invent telephone
 

[mci services]

c

[martinsadie]

use morse code

[mikecam]

Just turn up, clean the house and either leave slip or call back on Friday???

[Newannaive]

not had to ring once in 5yr.. if its a gate, climb, a garage, climb..
luckily this only happens a few times a week 

[Klean07]

not had to ring once in 5yr.. if its a gate, climb, a garage, climb..
luckily this only happens a few times a week 

I'm a window clean not a burglar. :

[Newannaive]

whats so hard about climbing over a 5ft gate unless your 70 

[the bfg]

just send a text 

[HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)]

whats a telephone?

[Dave Anderson]

4

[mlscontractcleaner]

We never, ever ring and have never had a problem.

We climb over gates and if they're not home we hammer on the door at their work and embarrass them in to paying in front of their work mates; being sure to shout out loud that they still owe us for the past three cleans

[barry mallett]

use tin cans and string , like they do in lancashire

[Justen Uff]

If telephones hadn't been invented neither would cars or vans so we'd all be going round on bikes with ladders attached - so our rounds would be very localised and Mrs Smith & Mrs Jones would just know which day we'd be there and leave the gate open because there weren't any burgulars because there were no mobile phones to nick and they'd leave the money in a tin on the windowcill.  Simples

[simon w]

 Two coconut shell's and a very large piece of string 

Failing that practice up on my telepathy skills 

[G Griffin]

Two coconut shell's and a very large piece of string 

Failing that practice up on my telepathy skills 

I knew you were going to say that.

[simon w]

Two coconut shell's and a very large piece of string 

Failing that practice up on my telepathy skills 

I knew you were going to say that.

Must have been the telepathy