Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Martin-Swinscoe on March 31, 2010, 05:50:53 pm
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Anyone got some decent tricks i can play on the young lad who i work with tomorrow ;D
Just so i can have a bloody good laugh at him ;)
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Tell him he`s sacked that should do it ;D
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yer sacked
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Tell him he`s cute and that you want to be more than work colleagues. Run your fingers through his hair as you say it.
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Tell him he`s cute and that you want to be more than work colleagues. Run your fingers through his hair as you say it.
Stop it i`m trying finish drinking my tea most of it`s all over my pc screen ;D ;D ;D
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Tell him he`s cute and that you want to be more than work colleagues. Run your fingers through his hair as you say it.
Stop it i`m trying finish drinking my tea most of it`s all over my pc screen ;D ;D ;D
As long as it`s only tea. I was getting a bit aroused typing it :o.
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Tell him a custy wants some tartan paint on her frames and could he pop to the shop to get some!
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Tell him you have won the lottery and you are giving him your business.
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Put SuperGlue on the bottom section of his pole!
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tell him you are bent & the reason he got the job is cause you fancy him. ;D ;D :o
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Get some ladders out. Either very old or heavy duty. Tell him you`re sick of the spotting machine.
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tell him you are bent & the reason he got the job is cause you fancy him. ;D ;D :o
Have you not read any of the other replies ::) ::) ;D
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Send him to a shop for a left handed screwdriver. (Somebody turned up at our workshop once asking for that. We rummaged around for a while and told him it didn't have a plug on it. He went off quite happily to tell his boss.)
Or send him to a person who is in on the gag for a long stand. Then they make him stand somewhere for a long time while they fetch the imaginary object. ;D
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or even get im to fetch a bucket of steam :)
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air hooks? ;D
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oops my last post got deleted..........i SHOULD of said "tell him you are making love to his girlfriend"!!!! ;D ;D
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Send him a text now, telling him that an urgent job has come up and he has to report for duty at 5.00 am.
Leave a note on your door saying the job is cancelled and to go back to bed, and report again later at the normal time.
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air hooks? ;D
sorry sky hooks!
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air hooks? ;D
sorry sky hooks!
sky hooks are real ;)
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Don`t try the tartan paint joke because it`s real there`s the proof
(http://i447.photobucket.com/albums/qq193/GAZZ19/tartan-paint.jpg)
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How about a skirting board ladder?
The only other one I can think of is a box of sparks for a grinder. ;D
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Longstand?
Or a long weight (wait)
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my missus once genuinely told me tartan paint was sold in b and q , i laughed for a long time :)
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When I first started work, it was in the building trade. The bricklayer told me to go and ask what height the airbrick was meant to go in the retaining wall ;D .
It didn't sound unreasonable because retaining walls often have "weep holes" in them anyway where a bit of pipe is embedded in the wall so that water doesn't build up behind it. I just assumed that the air bricks were to be used as weep holes.
For those who may not know, air bricks actually exist. They are placed in the brickwork of buildings that have wooden floors. They are built in between ground and floor level to keep an air flow under the boards which helps avoid rot. Obviously such a brick would not normally be used in retaining walls but I still think they would be a far tidier way of doing things than embedding pipes in the wall.