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Martin-Swinscoe

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April Fool Tomorrow
« on: March 31, 2010, 05:50:53 pm »
Anyone got some decent tricks i can play on the young lad who i work with tomorrow  ;D
Just so i can have a bloody good laugh at him ;)
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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2010, 05:51:55 pm »
Tell him he`s sacked that should do it  ;D
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JSMC

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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2010, 05:51:59 pm »
yer sacked
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G Griffin

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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2010, 06:06:12 pm »
 Tell him he`s cute and that you want to be more than work colleagues. Run your fingers through his hair as you say it.
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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2010, 06:09:22 pm »
Quote from: G Griffin on March 31, 2010, 06:06:12 pm
Tell him he`s cute and that you want to be more than work colleagues. Run your fingers through his hair as you say it.

Stop it i`m trying finish drinking my tea most of it`s all over my pc screen  ;D  ;D  ;D
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G Griffin

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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2010, 06:13:57 pm »
Quote from: Cookie Monster on March 31, 2010, 06:09:22 pm
Quote from: G Griffin on March 31, 2010, 06:06:12 pm
Tell him he`s cute and that you want to be more than work colleagues. Run your fingers through his hair as you say it.

Stop it i`m trying finish drinking my tea most of it`s all over my pc screen  ;D  ;D  ;D

   As long as it`s only tea. I was getting a bit aroused typing it  :o.
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ian1965

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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2010, 06:16:36 pm »
Tell him a custy wants some tartan paint on her frames and could he pop to the shop to get some!
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Darranvps

Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2010, 06:35:14 pm »
Tell him you have won the lottery and you are giving him your business.
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John Walker

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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2010, 06:35:55 pm »
Put SuperGlue on the bottom section of his pole!
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BaxWalker Window Cleaning

wfp master

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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2010, 06:47:30 pm »
tell him you are bent & the reason he got the job is cause you fancy him. ;D ;D :o
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G Griffin

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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2010, 06:48:50 pm »
 Get some ladders out. Either very old or heavy duty. Tell him you`re sick of the spotting machine.
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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2010, 06:49:10 pm »
Quote from: sfwc on March 31, 2010, 06:47:30 pm
tell him you are bent & the reason he got the job is cause you fancy him. ;D ;D :o

Have you not read any of the other replies  ::)  ::) ;D
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Ian W

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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2010, 07:01:38 pm »
Send him to a shop for a left handed screwdriver. (Somebody turned up at our workshop once asking for that. We rummaged around for a while and told him it didn't have a plug on it. He went off quite happily to tell his boss.)

Or send him to a person who is in on the gag for a long stand. Then they make him stand somewhere for a long time while they fetch the imaginary object.  ;D
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gary999

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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2010, 07:12:29 pm »
or even get im to fetch a bucket of steam :)
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prestige cleaners

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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2010, 07:34:51 pm »
air hooks?  ;D
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DaveG

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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2010, 08:18:19 pm »
oops my last post got deleted..........i SHOULD of said "tell him you are making love to his girlfriend"!!!! ;D ;D
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Tom White

Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2010, 08:26:29 pm »
Send him a text now, telling him that an urgent job has come up and he has to report for duty at 5.00 am.

Leave a note on your door saying the job is cancelled and to go back to bed, and report again later at the normal time.
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prestige cleaners

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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2010, 08:31:44 pm »
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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2010, 08:33:28 pm »
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Re: April Fool Tomorrow
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2010, 08:40:07 pm »
Don`t try the tartan paint joke because it`s real there`s the proof

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