Clean It Up
UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: craigp on March 10, 2010, 08:37:27 am
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You gotta read this all the way through!, sir Neil is selling his buisness;
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CARPET-CLEANING-BUSINESS_W0QQitemZ130366595572QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_B_I_Business_for_Sale_CV?hash=item1e5a7461f4#ht_2295wt_958
and check out the vacuum! ;D
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£8k? Bargain, I'll have 2 ;D
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Be quick, he's already had one offer declined ???
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Guys this advert just goes to show what a wide range or perceptions people have of a carpet cleaner or carpet cleaning business on one hand a guy whose kit sucks the dirt out of 17 floors up on a cruise ship and another like this chap who aint even got a puzzi 100 to hand.It doesnt say which machine he hires so maybe when he actually gets to the jobs he looks and performs like a professional but for me the first thing on the list surely is a machine or am i missing something.Regards a confused Alan(swindon)
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Oh WOW , what a bloke ,,, Mayors oscor (oscar) , ooo ill definately have it then.
I have noticed a lot of people on ebay buy and sign write a 500 quid van ,, buy a few chems and a pressure washer and try to sell it as a valeting business for similar money . This guy takes the biscuit with not even a machine.
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i am really interested but the pink hetty doesnt match my trousers
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If I could hire the machine from his mate at the same discount I might go for it.
Its got a sterio as well, and reflective signs on the van. Whats up with you lot, what more do you want?
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i am really interested but the pink hetty doesnt match my trousers
I bet it matches your frilly knickers and bra..... I've heard about you farming lot ;D
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SHHHHHH
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Been on BBC tv, what rogue traders ::)
He had so much work he rented a machine ??? why did he need two vans i suppose to carry all that equipment ;D
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Selling due to Ill heath!!!! That old chestnut.
"Due too illness and reluctanltly my profitable Carpet & Upholstery Cleaning Business is up for sale"
Apparently, ‘reluctanltly’ can be a terrible disease! ::)
He has nothing to sell other than an old high-miler van. Buy form this illiterate, fantasist, lying moron at your peril.
I would like to smack him over the head with his stupid pink vac.
SIR!!! How could this.............. I'm off my bloods starting to boil
Matt
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The clues are thier..... Cleaner, Pink Vac and the final nail in the coffin Bidding has ended on this item. Item:WILL YOUNG SIGNED AUTOGRAPHED REPRINT - GAY INTEREST :o
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Matt you took the words out of my mouth about "due to ill health" I seen that so much I think its code for "I aint making no money and I'm in debt"
The funnest bits "come round for a chat so we can talk about what I have achieved"
;D ;D
not sure you can charge extra for vacuuming when the customers vacuums better than yours! :o
and didn't it say he never bought a machine because he spent so much on branding and stationary! so at least your get some good compliment slips with 'your new business'.
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PLEASE DO NOT OUT BID ME
i really want to win this with my bid ;)
Geoff
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I like the bit where he says it comes with:
# Original Fiat Sterio
As if the original one would be better than any other one, ha ha!
The best bit is on their website where it says 'Confident in cleaning' I mean this says to me the complete opposite if you have to tell eveyone!! Almost like 'I am confident - really I am' ....pmsl!!
Mark
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is it just me but if you look at the van long enough, the front half looks like it doesn't belong to the rear half ???
probably just me.
nevermind.
forget i mentioned it.
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Please could someone who lives in or around Crewe find this man, then drive over him, repeatedly.
It’s a bit far for me to travel.
Matt
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his website is no 3 on google searches
if I was starting up and lived in Crewe I'd give hin 3 grand for the lot
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Give him a call then 07548 263 088
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We clean down the skirting boards to.
sounds very sloppy to me, must be overspraying
all over the place.
8k is alot for an old van, a carp hoover and some
bits of paper.
Using latest technology ;D, provided no one else
has already hired it :D
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If you look at the e-bay page over a thousand people have looked and he still has'nt had a buy it know offer, i must admit i think the pink hetty will swing it for him, pmsl!!!!!
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its back and its cheaper with added, "make me an offer" button.
300 for the van and a tenner for the vac ;D he can keep the website, i'm sure mark could get higher than that rank for a lot more keyphrases.