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Title: DMSI's assault on Watchet founders!?
Post by: AuRavelling79 on December 17, 2009, 06:10:53 pm
In an amazing reverse, DMSI's topic about finding a window cleaner in Watchet has been removed! Has he found someone or was it simply a "bridge too far" and he's gone back to Cornwall licking his wounds?

Enquiring minds want to know!


 ;D
Title: Re: DMSI's assault on Watchet founders!?
Post by: Andy@w.c.s on December 17, 2009, 06:14:06 pm
I thought the same yesterday ?????
Title: Re: DMSI's assault on Watchet founders!?
Post by: Moderator David@stives on December 17, 2009, 10:39:32 pm
got it sorted very quickly so removed the post
Title: Re: DMSI's assault on Watchet founders!?
Post by: AuRavelling79 on December 18, 2009, 09:52:28 am
Feldemarschal DMSI: "Klump! You fool! Ven I said ve must invade the North Somerset coast I meant by zer most espediunt manner pozzible! Vy did you catch der steam train from Minehead und not advance from zer sea mit der E-boats?"

Unteroffizier Klump: "Mein fuhrer, I am zo zorry! I thought zer kreiglokomotives vould be unexpected in zer sneaking up from behind ... and when I told zer stazionmaster "Watchet! Now!" he said "You Watch it" and I said "No, no, no, Watchet!" and he said "Don't you talk to me like that!" and so we missed our stop and ended up in Blue Anchor!"

FM-DMSI: "Ach! Dumbkopf! Vot vis all zat steam und smoke going up and down zer tracks zey saw us coming! - Ah vell, now I vill turn my attenzion to zer Briztol-attaken viz my Japanese ally zer great "Toshenko (Hero of Pearl Harbor)" and get him to attack across zer zevern sea!"

FM-DMSI: (Getting Tosh on the blower) "Ken, Ken! Can you sort out Gold and his verbal diarrhea?"

Tosh: (Apologetically) "Hai Chee! Oh great leader-san errr ... Sorry Dave, I'm still trying to goad squeaky into action to worry about nutters like Gold! Why don't you use pure-clean? I reckon he'll keep him bogged down for weeks arguing about the true meaning of Phobias 4 v 3. Or get your party wing (laddermonkee) to discuss the finer points of Anglo-Asian relations with him?

FM-DMSI: (Stroking chin thoughtfully ....) "Hmmm, well, possibly ... so many options, so many options ....

 ;D 
Title: Re: DMSI's assault on Watchet founders!?
Post by: jeff1 on December 18, 2009, 10:08:15 am
Nice one Malc, (http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/jeffo_01/756671-1.gif)(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/jeffo_01/756671-1.gif)(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/jeffo_01/756671-1.gif)(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/jeffo_01/36511.gif)(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/jeffo_01/36511.gif)
Title: Re: DMSI's assault on Watchet founders!?
Post by: AuRavelling79 on December 18, 2009, 10:14:04 pm
Nice one Malc, (http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/jeffo_01/756671-1.gif)(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/jeffo_01/756671-1.gif)(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/jeffo_01/756671-1.gif)(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/jeffo_01/36511.gif)(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/jeffo_01/36511.gif)

Thanks Jeff! I'm just attention-seeking as usual!  ;)