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Title: need a wee wee!
Post by: RO-Sheen on April 16, 2009, 02:46:09 pm
What do you do when you are out working and need the loo? Do you find a pub? Hedge? or do you have a little container that you use in the back of your van!  :-\
And before anyone asks.....No, I'm not taking the P  ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: Tosh on April 16, 2009, 03:08:45 pm
It's easy for us blokes; just find somewhere quiet; but it's a bit more awkward for Wor Lass. 

We did rural domestic work today; only five houses; but all of them good sized and she has her favorate bush where we park to eat lunch; that she goes behind.

Being a long-distance runner, she's used to doing her 'toilet' outside; the minger.
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: Oakley Windows on April 16, 2009, 03:19:47 pm
It's easy for us blokes; just find somewhere quiet; but it's a bit more awkward for Wor Lass. 

We did rural domestic work today; only five houses; but all of them good sized and she has her favorate bush where we park to eat lunch; that she goes behind.

Being a long-distance runner, she's used to doing her 'toilet' outside; the minger.

Does she go before or after making the sarnies?
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: Tosh on April 16, 2009, 03:26:45 pm
She wears the trousers; I do all the cooking; including making the sarnies for lunch!

 :-[
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: Stephen Dwyer on April 16, 2009, 03:37:11 pm
If I need to urinate I just do it in the customers garden if they are out.  Then I will pour the water from the bucket over it to cover the evidence.  If I'm working near my home then I'll just go back there if I have the time. 

Recently I was really desperate to defecate and I ended up doing it in the car.  I wore rubber gloves and put lots of paper down but I would not recommend it. 
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: Oakley Windows on April 16, 2009, 03:41:26 pm
If I need to urinate I just do it in the customers garden if they are out.  Then I will pour the water from the bucket over it to cover the evidence.  If I'm working near my home then I'll just go back there if I have the time. 

Recently I was really desperate to defecate and I ended up doing it in the car.  I wore rubber gloves and put lots of paper down but I would not recommend it. 

Too much information mate, sorry.

Why did you wear rubber gloves, you were worried it might turn into a colonectomy, right? In your car? Yea?
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: dave.e on April 16, 2009, 04:27:01 pm
Me and the lad use a bucket in the back of the van thats why i changed from the combo to the transit the combo was a pain to get on ya knees and we just wash out with pure water.
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: R W C on April 16, 2009, 04:37:50 pm
Me and the lad use a bucket in the back of the van thats why i changed from the combo to the transit the combo was a pain to get on ya knees and we just wash out with pure water.


no! stop please :-X

I bet loads do this  ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: andyatkinson on April 16, 2009, 04:45:00 pm
OMG you did a poo in your van?? you kid me not you sick twisted bunny! thers always a pub or somewhere! :-X :-X
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: peter holley on April 16, 2009, 04:47:10 pm
find a quiet spot or tie a knot or 2 in it ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: simon knight on April 16, 2009, 04:50:56 pm
If I'm doing the insides and need a wee I'll ask the customer if it's ok to use the toilet...and of course it's always a yes.

I think asking to use the toilet and then having a big old dump is taking liberties though ;D

If I'm doing the outside then I have been known to have a wee behind some suitable bush in the garden....never had the bottle to do a poo in somebodies garden....again I think that's a bit of a liberty....enough already ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: WCE on April 16, 2009, 05:03:25 pm

I think asking to use the toilet and then having a big old dump is taking liberties though ;D



never had the bottle to do a poo in somebodies garden.

Bet you would if the customer was a pain in the backside ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: AuRavelling79 on April 16, 2009, 05:04:57 pm
"A friend" tells me that the best place for a wee when the custy is in is the drain outside the kitchen window. "He" can see the custy inside while urinating against the outside wall and then the wfp washes it off! Apparently. ;D  :o

As for dumps the same "friend" is usually regular as clockwork and goes in the morning before leaving for work. But as ASDA is roughly in the middle of one end of his round and my err... his  ;D home is roughly in the middle of the other end "he" is never more than 5 miles from a clean bog.
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: cybersye on April 16, 2009, 05:16:57 pm
just use the bucket in ya van and rinse it out
piece of p iss
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: andyatkinson on April 16, 2009, 05:19:27 pm
malc i am laughing so hard! you pee whilst you can see the custie!! do you nod and say mornin and jus try an look relaxed??!!! ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: simon knight on April 16, 2009, 05:43:51 pm
malc i am laughing so hard! you pee whilst you can see the custie!! do you nod and say mornin and jus try an look relaxed??!!! ;D

Don't be too relaxed you might just follow through....aaargh ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: seandyer2003 on April 16, 2009, 06:14:05 pm
malc i am laughing so hard! you pee whilst you can see the custie!! do you nod and say mornin and jus try an look relaxed??!!! ;D

Thats my trick :)
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: AuRavelling79 on April 16, 2009, 06:18:57 pm
malc i am laughing so hard! you pee whilst you can see the custie!! do you nod and say mornin and jus try an look relaxed??!!! ;D

My friend might; I couldn't possibly comment ...
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: andyatkinson on April 16, 2009, 06:21:57 pm
true story.....
i know a window cleaner who needed a pee and so did his young helper, they didnt know the customer was in (which is sttill NO excuse!) and just started peein, him on the wall and the young lad on...... the back door!
she comes out and kicks off going mental to which he angrily explains to her due to her attitude and unreasonableness he will no longer clean her windows and she can shove it!
He told me this story and couldnt see her point!!
i love it ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: Slash on April 16, 2009, 06:22:04 pm
One day I was really desperate for a wee and was doing a bungalow and I got to the first window I let rip undercover into the raised flower box,the lady inside offered me a cuppa and I decliened,I must of been cleaning that first window for at least 10 minutes,usually takes me about two! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: simon knight on April 16, 2009, 06:43:55 pm

Is that why they call you Slash?
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: Slash on April 16, 2009, 06:54:49 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: simon knight on April 16, 2009, 07:11:04 pm

Thought that would appeal ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: landy2 on April 16, 2009, 07:13:51 pm
i just pee up the front door like a tom cat
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: davids3511 on April 16, 2009, 08:22:27 pm
Wasn't there a post a few months ago with a youtube clip of a window cleaner poopting in someones garden, wiping arse with scrim and then sniffing the scrim?

I've looked but can't find it on youtube.
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: bad trippy on April 16, 2009, 08:26:58 pm
way back in the 80s i helped my now ex father in law out on his round, it was nearing christmas and he was behind with his work so i offered to help him for a day as my work was up together. We were working on this really nice new estate when my father in law decided he needed a poo, he went behind a bush in this custys garden dropped his pants and done the biz, man i couldnt belive what i was seeing dirty sod, im so glad it wasnt on my round and any of my custies
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: martinsadie on April 16, 2009, 08:30:07 pm
Recently I was really desperate to defecate and I ended up doing it in the car.  I wore rubber gloves and put lots of paper down but I would not recommend it. 
God ive never been that desperate
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: pingu on April 16, 2009, 08:30:28 pm
Local DIY stores for big jobs...and a container in the back of the van...for 3's

Dave.
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: martinsadie on April 16, 2009, 08:31:27 pm
Wasn't there a post a few months ago with a youtube clip of a window cleaner poopting in someones garden, wiping arse with scrim and then sniffing the scrim?

I've looked but can't find it on youtube.
it was RWC  ;D ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: lee_dewing on April 16, 2009, 08:48:07 pm
i have fabric softner bottle with handle for wee's(change when it stop smelling nice and smells of ammonia)
i open the back door on escort van, pull it up behind me
just seems like i'm getting something out of back of van
there's always barrels in back to hide behind.
luckily always do no2 6am
trouble is i don't get up til 7am :D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: martinsadie on April 16, 2009, 08:53:28 pm
i have fabric softner bottle with handle for wee's(change when it stop smelling nice and smells of ammonia)
i open the back door on escort van, pull it up behind me
just seems like i'm getting something out of back of van
there's always barrels in back to hide behind.
luckily always do no2 6am
trouble is i don't get up til 7am :D
i always visit the crapper before i set off in a morning  ;D ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: dai on April 16, 2009, 09:30:22 pm
i have fabric softner bottle with handle for wee's(change when it stop smelling nice and smells of ammonia)
i open the back door on escort van, pull it up behind me
just seems like i'm getting something out of back of van
there's always barrels in back to hide behind.
luckily always do no2 6am
trouble is i don't get up til 7am :D

That's exactly what I do too, don't waste it though, take it home and pour it on the compost, finest thing going for good compost.
I once had a young guy helping me out, he dumped behind a customers shed, he did it in a carrier bag and disposed of it later.
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: Martin-Swinscoe on April 16, 2009, 09:38:29 pm
i have fabric softner bottle with handle for wee's(change when it stop smelling nice and smells of ammonia)
i open the back door on escort van, pull it up behind me
just seems like i'm getting something out of back of van
there's always barrels in back to hide behind.
luckily always do no2 6am
trouble is i don't get up til 7am :D
i always visit the crapper before i set off in a morning  ;D ;D

me too  ;)
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: R W C on April 16, 2009, 09:42:14 pm
Wasn't there a post a few months ago with a youtube clip of a window cleaner poopting in someones garden, wiping arse with scrim and then sniffing the scrim?

I've looked but can't find it on youtube.
it was RWC  ;D ;D

No i dont use scrims stan i just put the jets on and give it a rinse.

Chris
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: john tomkins on April 16, 2009, 10:21:31 pm
Local DIY stores for big jobs...and a container in the back of the van...for 3's

Dave.

Tupperware container will keep it fresh ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: NWH on April 16, 2009, 10:26:54 pm
Your not a proper window cleaner until you`ve had to have a POO in the spare bucket in the back of the van,well what are you supposed to do when your miles from anywhere without a toilet in site lol. ;D ;D ;D :o
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: jouk45 on April 16, 2009, 10:51:06 pm
here you are folks,  thought i would share this with you ;D
http://www.thebrowncorporation.com/
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: Wrekin C S on April 17, 2009, 12:08:40 am
here you are folks,  thought i would share this with you ;D
http://www.thebrowncorporation.com/

lol no way some funny but disturbing posts there - I could never do a dump in someones garden or even in my van!
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: sparklebright on April 17, 2009, 06:33:58 am
In the van, in an old bucket on a belt, then quietly stand it up behind the van and "accidently" knock it over to dispose of it.
Left it in the van once and it fell over, not nice...

For number twos there is always TESCO after all 'every little helps!'  ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: SherwoodCleaningSe on April 17, 2009, 06:45:25 am
In the van, in an old bucket on a belt, then quietly stand it up behind the van and "accidently" knock it over to dispose of it.
Left it in the van once and it fell over, not nice...

For number twos there is always TESCO after all 'every little helps!'  ;D

In that case you should use an asda's.
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: Dave Turley on April 17, 2009, 08:27:14 am
I use a bottle in the van or a sly one round the back of a custies house if I think I can get away with it.... i've nearly been caught a couple of  times!

re no.2's, once or twice in the morning and that usually does me. if not, there's always a supermarket / mcdonalds / library / doctors about somewhere!

a friend of a friend once did a no.2 in the bottom of a plant pot and put the plant back in on top of it! genius!
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: karygate on April 17, 2009, 08:33:21 am
i have a porta loo in the back of my trailer and used to think it was primitive now i know i must be upper class ;D ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: AuRavelling79 on April 17, 2009, 08:41:43 am
Local DIY stores for big jobs...and a container in the back of the van...for 3's

Dave.

Hang on, I know you're a penguin - but No. 3's??????

1 = Wee
2 = Poo
3 = ?? ?? ??  ???

Full explanation please and add it to your sig. line with all your other statistics! ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: elite mike on April 17, 2009, 08:50:01 am
Local DIY stores for big jobs...and a container in the back of the van...for 3's

Dave.

Hang on, I know you're a penguin - but No. 3's??????

1 = Wee
2 = Poo
3 = ?? ?? ??  ???

Full explanation please and add it to your sig. line with all your other statistics! ;D

does it begin with W , very disturbing ;D ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: cozy on April 17, 2009, 09:07:30 am
...never had the bottle to do a poo in somebodies garden....again I think that's a bit of a liberty....enough already ;D

How would you manage to poo in a bottle?? :o
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: Oakley Windows on April 17, 2009, 09:17:28 am
Local DIY stores for big jobs...and a container in the back of the van...for 3's

Dave.

Hang on, I know you're a penguin - but No. 3's??????

1 = Wee
2 = Poo
3 = ?? ?? ??  ???

Full explanation please and add it to your sig. line with all your other statistics! ;D

does it begin with W , very disturbing ;D ;D

What and end in anking? Surely not :)
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: mark dew on April 17, 2009, 09:47:46 am
How else can we claim our patch?   :o
I'm a rural cleaner anyway and will take a pee behind a hedge between jobs. (That is window cleaning jobs by the way.)  ;D
 
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: Window Washers on April 17, 2009, 09:59:29 am
...never had the bottle to do a poo in somebodies garden....again I think that's a bit of a liberty....enough already ;D

How would you manage to poo in a bottle?? :o
Drink a lot of Pure Orange Juice I guess  :-\
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: simon knight on April 17, 2009, 10:59:15 am
...never had the bottle to do a poo in somebodies garden....again I think that's a bit of a liberty....enough already ;D

How would you manage to poo in a bottle?? :o
Drink a lot of Pure Orange Juice I guess  :-\

A funnel and a stick usually does the trick. Mind you when I've had the mutton vindaloo and 6 pints of Stella the stick is surplus to requirements ;D

Look this entire thread is becoming disgusting...it's not raining so go out and do some graft instead of indulging in on-line toilet humour ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: cozy on April 17, 2009, 11:08:49 am
Not going out today mate, got the screaming poos! I ain't got a bottle either ???
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: davids3511 on April 17, 2009, 11:42:47 am
Wasn't there a post a few months ago with a youtube clip of a window cleaner poopting in someones garden, wiping arse with scrim and then sniffing the scrim?

I've looked but can't find it on youtube.
it was RWC  ;D ;D


No i dont use scrims stan i just put the jets on and give it a rinse.

Chris

Ah, a portable bidet. Good thinking.
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: Dave Turley on April 17, 2009, 01:49:00 pm
Local DIY stores for big jobs...and a container in the back of the van...for 3's

Dave.

Hang on, I know you're a penguin - but No. 3's??????

1 = Wee
2 = Poo
3 = ?? ?? ??  ???

Full explanation please and add it to your sig. line with all your other statistics! ;D

does it begin with W , very disturbing ;D ;D

What and end in anking? Surely not :)


HAHAHAHA LMAO!

I was thinking the same thing.....

this thread is ACE!    ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: sparklebright on April 17, 2009, 03:52:56 pm
In the van, in an old bucket on a belt, then quietly stand it up behind the van and "accidently" knock it over to dispose of it.
Left it in the van once and it fell over, not nice...

For number twos there is always TESCO after all 'every little helps!'  ;D

In that case you should use an asda's.

I thought asda's was 'rollback' don't like the sound of that  :)
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: pjulk on April 17, 2009, 06:21:59 pm
This is what you need.

(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/08/space-toilet.jpg)
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: SherwoodCleaningSe on April 17, 2009, 10:05:32 pm
This is what you need.

(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/08/space-toilet.jpg)

Make sure you don't get it muddled up with your back pack.

Simon.
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: Window Washers on April 18, 2009, 11:22:03 am
This is what you need.

(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/08/space-toilet.jpg)
lol maybe that could be used in peoples marketing, Our window cleaners will not pee in your garden like others, they each have there own onboard pant toilets  ;D
Title: Re: need a wee wee!
Post by: elite mike on April 18, 2009, 11:23:45 am
classic ;D ;D ;D