Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: wcs. on August 23, 2008, 08:04:08 pm
-
?
-
i spend too much on food to be honest, i dont really think about, i must spend like a fiver a day and that 4 days a week, £20 a week £80 a month £960 a year, GULP
when i put it like that, i really do need to sort it out
-
Once upon a time you used to be able to claim for the main meal of the daywhen you where working away from home- if you had reciepts.
-
i thought you still could ???
subsistence allowance
-
i asked my accountant and he was like nope...
-
Id be surprised, chocolate is expensive nowadays ;D
-
if your out of a certain radius of home you can claim for food but not if your within it
-
(http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jmo2052l.jpg)
-
Accountants will/should put any expense against tax that you think you have accrued, but its the IR that could come back and argue at a later date. Maybe best to ask the IR directly and not your accountant who may or may not be up to speed.
Its debatable :)
-
I'm not sure about this one but its certainly worth a try. My experience with accountants is they are basically lazy and only want to fill in the forms.
Anything that is a bit contencious and so will gererate queries and requires them to negotiate on your behalf they are not interested. Even though that is what you pay them to do.
-
i went to the tax course they offer for free when i started last year and their advisor said they look for anomalies like receipts for food . she said it wass personally a no no because the least you make the tax man look or question the better.
-
I received a letter from the HMRC and they state that except when you are away overnight on business the cost of lunches is not normally allowable.
The way I see it, if it is not necessary to claim for something then don't. Being a few miles away from home isn't going to make buying lunch a necessity. Now, if you were doing commercial a hundred miles away...
-
If you buy lunch when you're out working does that mean that you wouldnt have eaten if you'd stayed at home?
-
If in the future they question it, so what as long as its genuine expenses they cannot do anything.
I know I’m not the only one on this forum who has to buy food and drink when out working
That is the point, the tax man will not view these as genuine expenses. You have to eat whether you work or not, so they are not genuine expenses.
You also don't HAVE to buy food and drink. (You could take a packed lunch, for example.)
You CHOOSE to buy these items.
Certainly not allowable expenses in my opinion.
-
i agree ian, as my accountant said, we all have to eat
harldy an expense now is it
-
Arent expenses costs youve had to pay for the purpose of work/working?
Id have thought food would need to be bought whether you go to work or not, thus not a work expense, a living expense.
-
I've taken clients out to lunch for contracts and put that against the business
-
when i worked in the shipyard my wife made me a packed lunch ,
now i am a selfemployed w/cleaner guess what?
she still makes me a packed lunch.
claim for lunch !! dont be so stupid.
-
ewan is that a scottish name?
explains your reply.
-
2 rounds of bread with cheese,packet of crisps chocolate biscuit,an orange and a bottle of juice, and you want to claim expenses?
-
Arent expenses costs youve had to pay for the purpose of work/working?
Id have thought food would need to be bought whether you go to work or not, thus not a work expense, a living expense.
If you don’t think food is necessary for you to work, I agree it’s not an expense.
???
So you dont eat when you're not working?
Fair enough.
-
The farthest I go from my house to work is 4 miles,
do i qualify for tax relief?
-
Does this mean you can go down the boozer, get w****red and put it against your tax?
;D
Also........right hand column, bottom row.
www.glazers.co.uk/tax_deductible_expenses.htm
Matt
-
Oh well. We will just have to agree to disagree on this one... ;D
-
i dont claim it but i got 2 eat or i dont work cause when i got a lot on and in hot days i eat loads only cause i got diabetes.
-
i like the sod every one else my accountant must be right and all yours are wrong and the tax advisor who does refresher courses every year. ;D ;D
-
i like the sod every one else my accountant must be right and all yours are wrong and the tax advisor who does refresher courses every year. ;D ;D
you must be on the fiddle karygate ;)
-
I THOUGHT IT WAS "THE CAT AND THE FIDDLE." ;D ;D
-
I am still waiting to see your website Ewan ;) ::)
-
I understand Ewan you obviously do not have one but have read the books ;D ::) Anyway thanks and appologies for going off topic ::)
-
Ewan all the key players in the industry display there websites for all of usto see for free. Why oh why would anyone pay to see a website of a person who gives the advice but will not show us your site ::) I will not get into an on line spat but i think most can see who is all type :P
-
Ewan all the key players in the industry display there websites for all of usto see for free. Why oh why would anyone pay to see a website of a person who gives the advice but will not show us your site ::) I will not get into an on line spat but i think most can see who is all type :P
why have you hidden your whole identity?
-
I understand Ewan you obviously do not have one but have read the books ;D ::) Anyway thanks and appologies for going off topic ::)
;D
-
Food for window cleaning?....I dont think so!
What argument are you using to justify the allowance?
Whatever that argument is, taxi driver/couriers/builders/electricians/plasters/roofers/ joiners...basically the whole self employed world!! would be able to claim it.
What is a 'reasonable' amount for lunch? £5? £10? £100?
Does it go on turnover or profit?
Food is NOT a legitimate business expense for window cleaning.
Overnight allowances (such as hotels and food) would be OK....within reason. But no alcohol.
I suppose if you have evidence that window cleaners employed by a company are given a daily allowance for food then it could be argued you should also get that tax break.
...do YOU know of any employers who give a direct food allowance (above and separate to their hourly rate) to their employees while window cleaning while working Monday-Friday 8am - 5pm?
-
im of the oppinion ...claim for it......and if they say no it's not on, then so be it!.....untill that time i claim for as much as i can ;D ;D ;D
-
I was hungry, and I bought a sandwich, and I have the receipt.
Fact that you ask so many questions about the possibility of putting in for this expense, show you are unsure.
Also what you think on the subject same as me or anybody else doesn’t mean anything.
It’s what the tax office think.
;D ;D ;D
I wasnt asking questions Ewan. I was merely highlighting how absurd it sounds when posed in the form of a question.
I was thirsty and bought a pint of beer. I have the receipt etc etc...
NOT tax deductable.
I needed to know the time as I dont own a watch. I bought a Rolex Oyster etc etc..
NOT tax deductable.
Ewan, I dont speak from 'what I think' on this subject.
A few years ago I had a VAT inspection and had £8,000 worth of 'client hospitality' (meals) challenged. Customs successfully argued that it was disproportionate to my level of business (and in hindsight they could have been right!!..lol).
You would be skating on very thin ice with this, my friend.
HMRC have powers to go back as long they like....everyone thinks its 6 years but thats a load of nonesense.
Under a 'discovery' (what used to be termed a tax investigation) they have the power to go back up to 20 years.
Claim food if you think you can. I would strongly suggest you clarify this point (in writing) with your local Tax 0ffice.
If you dont...be ready for a 'discovery' a few years down the line which could launch your business into a world of hate that could go on for several years all for the sake of a few quid on sandwiches which will no doubt throw up some VERY interesting results for HMRC ;)
-
But this is why I disagree; everything has been checked by the tax office by the accountant.
I told you it’s not what I think, like I said in a previous post as long as you don’t take the p*ss with this sort of thing there are legitimate reasons why you can put in this sort of expense.
Your own window cleaning business may/will be different to any body else, but there still may be an occasion when you need to put something like this down as expense.
That sandwich may not come back to cause you trouble.
;D ;D ;D ;D
As I said, in an 'overnight allowance' situation then yes, I would expect it to be deductable.
Wandering around on your 'local round' claiming sandwiches.....NOT tax deductable.
Please let me know the EXACT wording of your question and also the response from HMRC.
General questions only produce general answers.
Specific questions elicit specific answers from HMRC.
....thats why you should always write to them and KEEP the letter ;)
-
What is a “local round” ?
???
What was the EXACT wording of your question to HMRC????
-
If you read through my previous post on this thread, you might find the answer you are looking for, as I have no idea to what your point is.
:)
Your letter should read something like -
To: HMRC
I would like clarification on a certain issue.
As you are no doubt aware, I operate a window cleaning business and operate locally (and/or nationally).
Please could you clarify the situation concerning 'meal allowances' or 'food' generally while I am at work.
I have read some information that leads me to believe I can claim a 'daily allowance' for food for each day I am working.
Please could you clarify this point and also state what legislation/law/regulation you are using to support this advice.
Hugs and kisses..
Ewan.
Send something like that, and let me know what they say.
Reading your posts, you have possibly misinterpreted some advice concerning another field or industry. Each has its own unique (and peculiar) tax allowances.
I would stake my reputation on the answer being - NOT Allowed for local window cleaning (if you go home at the end of the day). HMRC will back this up with some evidence and case history and inform you by letter of their findings.
If you have already done this, I say again - please let me know the EXACT wording of your letter to HMRC and their reply.
-
David your wrong accept it, just out of curiosity what exactly is a local round as you keep using that phrase?
Once you have the letter in your hand from HMRC that proves me wrong, please feel free to post up its contents.
You think you can play pendanctics with HMRC over how far you do or dont travel?
...lol. You are sorely mistaken my friend.
-
God, your poor wife Ewan!
-
You should have read my previous post; the decision has already been accepted by the tax office and my accountant.
There have been others on here that have done similar, I know personally other window cleaners who do it.
You still haven’t explained what is a “local round”?
::)
~sigh~
Local round:
Does your work require you to be away from home overnight?
Does you work require you to work unsocial hours?
Does your work require you to entertain clients? (thats a whole new minefield!)
So Ewan....if you're staying away overnight (and cannot return home) then HMRC would expect to see a 'food allowance' attached to you hotel invoice. Perfectly acceptable.
Wandering around your home town and returning home in the evening....NOT allowed.
Anyway, I'm not HMRC
......so you argument wont be with me my friend ;)
A footnote -
You havent actually said in any of your posts that this arrangement has been agreed with HMRC.
-
if you're staying away overnight (and cannot return home) then HMRC would expect to see a 'food allowance' attached to you hotel invoice. Perfectly acceptable.
Wandering around your home town and returning home in the evening....NOT allowed.
In 2 sentences that sums it up exactly
-
Ewan, I have to agree with David. My understanding was that if you work away from home then you could claim but if you were working close to home you cany. If this wasn't the case then all the local builders etc would be doing it but they are not. I think you've been given bad advice and maybe the tax office have misunderstood your situation. I would do as David says and write to them and get them to clarify the EXACT rules regarding this. Until you have done this and proved me wrong (in writing) then i'm afraid to say I think you are wrong.
-
Oh no, not another one on her side.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
From what I gather she needs as many as she can get.
Your lucky women are generally as tolerant and forgiving as they are, far more so than the male of the species anyway, however, theres always exceptions to the rule.....careful :'(
-
I won’t be proving anybody right or wrong, the information is there, and interpretation is usually the cause of disagreements.
I’m confident that I am accurate, surprising so many have got it wrong, and you should question yourself on where you got your information from.
It's not a case of proving anyone right or wrong. The point is if you could get someone form the hmrc to clarify that waht you are saying IN WRITING then we know what you say is true. Then we can all start to claim for it - thats why I want you to write, it could benefit us all.
-
Like you know, Mr Touchy.
-
Come on, you can do better than that for crying out loud.
-
I hadnt even started.
-
Internet crank comes to mind.
From someone who thinks it's ok to claim for takeaway sarnies when you could have made your snack attacks before setting off in the morning like anyone else in the real world would have done.
-
who cares???if you can get away with it... then good for you ...
if you dont try , then thats your choice ???
iether way ....who cares???
-
Ewan,
Prove me (and lots of others) wrong.
If you have a letter in your hand which clearly states that 'meals or 'food' are a deductable expense from HMRC, then surely it is to your benefit to post it up for all to see and use.
Just like other advice is shared freely on this ite. If you have indeed got a letter in your hand that backs up this ruling then I would be the first to congratulate you and offer my sincere thanks for saving me several hundred pounds each year.
I would at least owe you a drink at the next CIU p*ss up ;D
P.S...
Do we have CIU p*ss ups?....wheres my invite?
-
who cares???if you can get away with it... then good for you ...
if you dont try , then thats your choice ???
iether way ....who cares???
The problem isnt 'claiming things'...its supporting it a later date.
HMRC may 'review' your returns in several years time. The burden of proof is NOT on HMRC to disallow a particular 'expense' in any given year.
It is down to you YOU to understand the rules and legislation and file your accounts accurately (within the guidlines and taxable allowances).
If it is found at a later date that you have spuriously claimed 'allowances' which you (or your company) are not allowed then this could be deemed fraud or tax evasion.
Some pretty serious fines will then ensue.
...trust me.
Been there, done that......and paid the fine!
-
who cares???if you can get away with it... then good for you ...
if you dont try , then thats your choice ???
iether way ....who cares???
I’m beginning to come around to your thinking
Oh, I'm 'just' a lowly window cleaner...they'll never bother looking at me :)
WRONG
Dont say I didnt tell you.
So are we to take it you havent got a letter supporting your claim and its just i your own mind?
-
heres something i learned a long time ago!
:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X and :-* :-*
-
Basically Ewan, you cannot claim as you have suggested. You can go ahead and do it but if HMRC ever come knocking you will be viewed as not having made a mistake but as being involved in tax evasion. HMRC have already had a guy to court over this in, a Mr Quinn in 1975 - www.hmrc.gov.uk/manuals/bimmanual/BIM37920.htm
and for more general HMRC rules on the subject -
www.hmrc.gov.uk/manuals/bimmanual/BIM47705.htm
-
its time to leave ewan alone..... yes he is over confident, but his posts are positive, and he has a plan....good luck to him! ... i much prefer to read positive thoughts , rather than the "its raining or im too cheap, etc"
this theread is doing my nut in :o
-
its time to leave ewan alone..... yes he is over confident, but his posts are positive, and he has a plan....good luck to him! ... i much prefer to read positive thoughts , rather than the "its raining or im too cheap, etc"
this theread is doing my nut in :o
Wrong.
Its time to address some very disturbing advice that is being bandied about on a public forum that could be used by another window cleaner.
Lets just stand back and assess this 'advice' shall we.
1. Ewan states he can claim 'meals'
2. Ewan reckons its been passed by HMRC
3. Ewan then states he has never approached HMRC
4. Ewan states "its my first year of trading and nobody disagreed with it"
5. Ewan back-peddles furiously
6. Ewan resorts to personal slights to cover the overwhelming evidence from several posters (including the official HMRC website) that what he says is wrong.
If you feel this is sound advice and you are willing to take it on board and start claiming your 'allowance' then good luck to you and your "happy clappy" "feel good" world.
...meanwhile, back on planet earth the HMRC WILL find you. And you WILL pay the price.
-
iv already paid the price!!!by the hmrc, when they did a tax enquiry a few years ago....
all im saying is lighten up a little :o
-
Lock this thread or the mods will (hopefully!)
-
Ewan,
we can put whatever we like on our tax forms. including this, but if you were investigated or queried and don't work away this would be disallowed. That's just a fact.
I don't think you would get into trouble because you genuinely believe this to be okay, which it isn't, so you would just have to pay back the money for however many years you've been doing it. I doubt there would be a fine.
If you did it knowingly, or you can prove you work away, then these would be different situations.Hope this helps ;D
-
Basically Ewan, you cannot claim as you have suggested. You can go ahead and do it but if HMRC ever come knocking you will be viewed as not having made a mistake but as being involved in tax evasion. HMRC have already had a guy to court over this in, a Mr Quinn in 1975 - www.hmrc.gov.uk/manuals/bimmanual/BIM37920.htm
and for more general HMRC rules on the subject -
www.hmrc.gov.uk/manuals/bimmanual/BIM47705.htm
Old news, good that you are starting to look
Easy to be flippant, show me the new rules on the HMRC website.
-
its time to leave ewan alone..... yes he is over confident, but his posts are positive, and he has a plan....good luck to him! ... i much prefer to read positive thoughts , rather than the "its raining or im too cheap, etc"
this theread is doing my nut in :o
You are right really but think of the trouble this bad advise could cause for somebody unaware how unreliable this info is. Someone could go years following Ewans advise and get stung.
-
Just because an accountant says it's ok doesn't mean the IR will see it that way.
Your accounts without anyone looking at them might well get rubber stamped as ok this year, next year and possible for a third year. BUT if on the 4th year you're the unlucky b--gger who's turn it is to be randomly checked and they decide that take away sarnies wasn't allowed, then they're going to through your accounts for that year and previous years with a fine toothcombe, by which point what else 'could' you decide might be ok to get away with.
This is why some of us are concerned about what 'newbies' will see as ok to claim as expenditure.
A business expenditure is something that is relevant to the running of that business.
In this scenario, if you'd had a decent breakfast before going off to work then in real terms you wouldn't have needed to buy food at midday. Then when you get home you could have had a full dinner.
Again a newby might read 'takeaway sarnies' as I take an hour for lunch so bought a newspaper too, and drink, and ? and? and? Where would it end?
-
May pay to buy tax fee protection service that will pay towards your accountant's fees in the event of an HM revenue & customs full enquiry or dispute. Designed to combat the costs and inequities of undergoing the ever increasing number of HM revenue & customs random investigations. ;)
-
Sensible post Discount, in part you almost sound like the accountant.
I won’t go into detail, “reasonable” and “records” are important and it won’t matter if the accounts are looked at. As everything is above board and permitted.
It’s your business, think for yourself and don’t listen to scare tactics and misunderstood advice.
;)
Ewan, you need to go into detail to get the correct answer!
The whole point is DETAIL
If you're just generally wondering whether other window cleaners claim meal allowances then I suspect some would quite rightly say yes, and some would say no.
Its the DETAIL that matters when speaking to, or dealing with HMRC
Case 1:
Guy lives in Birmingham and travels to London for 2 days work. He stays in a hotel and claims an allowance for meals.
Case 2:
Guy lives in Birmingham and spends his 8 hours working in and around the town. He returns home at 5pm
Do you see how different rules will apply to each case?
If not, why not claim the price of a Travel Lodge each and every day you sleep at home as well?
You have this strange habit of keeping things a 'bit of a mystery' when presented with differing views.
As I have already clearly stated, if your round is 'local' (and yes, I did give you a clear definition of my interpretation) then you're on to a loser.
If on the other hand, you work away regularly then it would be an acceptable expense (for the days you worked away).
If you spoke to your accountant in the vague manner you have shown on this discussion, then I am not surprised you have been led up a blind alley.
So what position are we talking about EXACTLY Ewan? working away and claiming meal or 'local' and claiming meals?
The answer to this question will have an impact on the advice you will receive from an accountant.
...and yes, I do use a firm of chartered accountants and yes, I have discussed (at length) this very subject.....and still managed to fall foul of HMRC!!
-
Jeez Ewan why don't you become a politician - i've never read so much squirming drivel since i've been on this forum. ::)
The title you put was SNACKS not expenses or meals whilst entertaining clients - SNACKS!
-
So I take it your another one who’s working for yourself or running a business and can’t distinguish what drivel is but is able to write it.
::)
So Ewan,
Would you like to enlighten me of the finer DETAILS of how you came to your conclusion that your are allowed to claim meals?
You still havent actually said clearly what grounds you are using for this allowance - working away? unsocial hours? local work but you think you can?
Come on Ewan, stop beating about the bush and spit it out. This obviously isnt a hypothetical question or situation. You have received professional advice and I would be very interested (a I'm sure would many others) on the DETAILS of how and why your accountant came to his conclusions.
1. What did you tell him?
2. What did you ask him?
3. What did he ask you?
4. What did he tell you?
I am ready to listen Ewan. If you (or anybody else) can show me that what you are saying is correct or have received professional advice that says the same, the we could ALL claim meals and you would be owed a great big thank you from everbody.....surely thats what these boards are about, helping each other?
Unless of course, its another 'big secret' and you wont (or cant) elaborate.
Yes, I did fall foul of HMRC. I make no bones about it and explained the situation clearly in this topic.
I shared that experience/knowledge freely to HELP others who may stray into this situation.
Will you do the same Ewan?
-
G U L P :-[
-
i love penut butter on whole meal bread. mmmm
also two bannas and a pint of milk. double mmmm
if i've trained the night b4 o often have a whole chicken from tescos for lunch. if you get there after lunch time there often reduced!!! ;)
now theres a tip and a half for ya. ;D
-
Where's Jeremy Paxman when you need him? ::)
-
:) Ewan/Davo no, not a cowboy i just find seven pages of garbage difficult to believe when a couple of posts would have sufficed, just admit your not sure if you can claim for snacks. We've had a look at the taxmans website and to most of us it would appear that you can't claim for snacks.
-
Is this post still going on. Ewan, instead of whining on why don't you do as was suggested and give us some proof. If you cant find any then give it a rest. I am sorry to say I dont think you are right with what you are claiming and I have never heard of anyone claiming for local work. Think about it you've got a job at tesco. Do you get any tax breaks regarding food there? No. Exactly. Ether prove us all wrong or accept that you may of been given poor advice.
-
Is this post still going on. Ewan, instead of whining on why don't you do as was suggested and give us some proof. If you cant find any then give it a rest. I am sorry to say I dont think you are right with what you are claiming and I have never heard of anyone claiming for local work. Think about it you've got a job at tesco. Do you get any tax breaks regarding food there? No. Exactly. Ether prove us all wrong or accept that you may of been given poor advice.
He accused someone else on here earlier of being like a dog with a bone.
-
if you want proof because you think HMRC are lying to you, go and get some professional advice.
But if you take your comments posted on here with you, the accountant will think you are a complete Tw*t.
;D ;D ;D ;D
Ewan, is that bit aimed at me? If it is then you misunderstand. I dont think they are lying I just think the advice you have been given is wrong. I think that you should get confirmation from them in writing that what you have been told is correct that way you will avoid any future problems. When you get the letter post it on here and like I said if your right it could benefit us all. The other option is to ignore all us doubters though if you do then all fool you.
-
Looks like you’re back peddling anyway, as now you acknowledge you can have an expense account for this. Let people make up there own minds (if there able)
Never said anything different my friend. Check back on my posts - I always said (very clearly) that you would be allowed 'meal allowances' if you worked away.
Come on Ewan, just post up the actual advice you were given.
...It cant be that hard can it? ;)
-
No offence but you just wont listen! Yes ok you got the advice from your accountant but he could be wrong. I once had an issue with the HMRC where they couldn't give me a receipt for a payment. When I asked them how I account for the money they responded with "Thats your problem we are not accountants" They will stitch you up if it suit them believe me. Get confirmation in writing that what you have been advised is true or when it turns out that someone (your accountant or them) misunderstood your circumstances then it will be be you in the firing line not them.
-
No offence but you just wont listen! Yes ok you got the advice from your accountant but he could be wrong. I once had an issue with the HMRC where they couldn't give me a receipt for a payment. When I asked them how I account for the money they responded with "Thats your problem we are not accountants" They will stitch you up if it suit them believe me. Get confirmation in writing that what you have been advised is true or when it turns out that someone (your accountant or them) misunderstood your circumstances then it will be be you in the firing line not them.
Point noted and thanks,
I will make (more) mistakes no doubt but I am attempting to do this properly and if I am entitled to this expenses, then I will argue with HMRC as well, it’s just my nature, if I’m right they can go and Fu*ck themselves.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yes but what if your wrong? Could all end in tears :'( :'( :'(
-
You have realised I hope, none of your arguments against this are with me there with HMRC and
Bit late to start back-pedalling now boy (your phrase not mine ;D )
No back peddling at all, I’m not so arrogant I wont listen to a another person entirely just because I disagree on a issue.
So....
Are you going to post up the actual advice your accountant gave you or not?
-
I did ask the accountant, they said your businesses will have to be taken on there own merit as to how much you can put in for this expense.
So that was the professional "advice" which you've been arguing for 7 pages over that leads you to think it will be OK?
Hahahahaha...
-
Carpenter eats to live
The case of Caillebotte v Quinn [1975] 50TC222, is described at BIM37660.
Where food and drink is consumed for the purpose of sustenance there will be an inevitable private purpose to the expenditure. Lord Templeman explained the taxpayer’s basic difficulty with the legislation and gave a prosaic example. A Schedule D taxpayer, like any other taxpayer, must eat to live. No part of the cost of Quinn’s lunch was laid out wholly and exclusively for the purposes of his trade as a carpenter.
You should therefore disallow the costs of ordinary meals that serve the function of sustaining the taxpayer. It is immaterial that the physical demands of the taxpayer’s occupation require a greater consumption of food or that the location of the work place imposes a greater cost
-
I did ask the accountant, they said your businesses will have to be taken on there own merit as to how much you can put in for this expense.
So that was the professional "advice" which you've been arguing for 7 pages over that leads you to think it will be OK?
Hahahahaha...
In part I have but it’s really is not relevant, as you are well aware your day to day business will differ from a lot of people over the year not just mine.
But at least you all now realise that the possibility of having this expense is there even if you decide not to do it.
Now you are just trying to save face, doesn’t it look feeble?
Hahahahaha....
Oh Ewan, You really got caught with your pants down on this one, didnt you.
-
ive recently stopped eating so many apples and eat carrots through the day too. 8)