Clean It Up
UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Deep Clean Newcastle Gateshead on April 16, 2008, 09:04:20 pm
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Here is one for you. Did a job yesterday, the owners had to go out to work, and said son would be in, aged about 14 or 15.
He was home alone on holls with his girlfriend......
Yip you guessed it, half way doing the cleaning settee, all I could here was squeak squeak squeak from upstairs for about 15 mins.
When he came down very big smile and girl looked a very embarrassed.
To be young again.....LOL :)
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Give em a £1 and they may have let you watch and for a fiver............
Shaun ;D
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I remember when I could last 15 mins :-[
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I bet the Missus can't :o it's a case of pull mi nighty down when you've finished.
Shaun
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It now takes me all night to start what i used to do all night :o ::) ;D
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When I used to be a window cleaner many moons ago, I went round the back of a regular customers house to ask her for warm water. Went to the kitchen window she wasnt there so looked in through patio doors only to find her 15 year son laid on settee doing what comes naturally to us boys of that age....imagine his shock and horror just having a very private moment to himself, when the window cleaner pops up at the window with a bucket shouting "CAN YOU FILL THIS FOR US MATE?!!" I felt so sorry for him at the time, but havent stopped laughing about it since. ;D
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married almost 10 yrs with 2 kids 4 and 5 ys old ;D
what is sex?? :-[ :-X ;)
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Married no kids ta very much not now not ever ! get plenty thanks :P
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MANY YEARS AGO.....was booked in to clean all the carpets in a 4 bed house, i told customer that i would like to start upstairs then work my way down. She requested that i clean the longe, dining room first as she & her hubby needed to sort some stuff upstairs first. Got the carpets downstairs sorted and called upstairs "is it ok if i clean the bedroom carpets now", I could her them both having a giggle & she said yes. I pulled the hoses up the stairs to the furthest point passing the Master bedroom the door was slightly open & could the husband quietly say "he is here". I cleaned 2 bedrooms then passed the room that they were in, this time the door was half open. She was sat on top of him doing her exercises ;). I cleaned the other room then called out to ask if i could clean there room...no reply just giggles. i thought i would give them a bit more time so went down to the van to have a cigerette. Went back into the house and all i could her was her groaning so called out "i only have your bedroom & the hallway to clean, is it ok to come up" she said 1 minute please, laughingly. I then went back up the stairs, she was dressed in a black skimpy very short night dress in the room and said the room is ready for you now. I cleaned the room and hallway & packed the equipment away. They paid me and said thank you.
Im sure that the whole thing was staged. I wasnt embarrassed but was shocked as they were trying hard to ensure i heard & saw what was going on. Best thing was.....she was a stunner ;D
Richie.
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Richie they probably wanted you to join in!!
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You tool. Threesome.
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Most of the housewives I do work for want my body.
Im a sexual tyranosaurus!
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You Tart!!!
Mind you they are over 65 though arnt they
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Yes which is why like me they are almost extinct lol
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Thats what i call helping the aged ;D
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To put a serious thought in-- it shows that we do run a risk when we are in a house with a female customer. It could be our word against theirs.
I was cleaning a very large bathroom once when madam came in wearing a bathrobe and turned the taps on. It didn't take long to finish and get out.
Trevor
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It didn't take long to finish and get out.
Trevor
I assume you mean the clean! :o ;D
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Must be your age Trevor, I have the same problem :'(
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When I used to be a window cleaner many moons ago, I went round the back of a regular customers house to ask her for warm water. Went to the kitchen window she wasnt there so looked in through patio doors only to find her 15 year son laid on settee doing what comes naturally to us boys of that age....imagine his shock and horror just having a very private moment to himself, when the window cleaner pops up at the window with a bucket shouting "CAN YOU FILL THIS FOR US MATE?!!". And he said, not from here, and 5 gallons is a bit much but I'll have a go ;D
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dave am surprised who think about it at your age ;)
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Last year a regular customer that my wife cleans for asked if we clean windows as hers had to cancel for a while due to ill health.
Stated that I was busy, but would fit it in when I could. Called to do job off the cuff and proceeded to start with the upstairs windows, When I got to the hall window, I could very clearly see my customer bent over the bathroom sink with her husband behind her going at it hammer and tong :-[
Needless to say I shot down my ladder, and legged it.
Have worked for her many times since, and always makes me smile whn in her presence. To this day I am sure that she did not see me ;)
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Needless to say I shot down my ladder, and legged it.
Good choice of words Paul ;D
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Richie they probably wanted you to join in!!
Of course they did, bit slow there Richie.