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Deep Clean Newcastle Gateshead

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Sex!!
« on: April 16, 2008, 09:04:20 pm »
Here is one for you. Did a job yesterday, the owners had to go out to work, and said son would be in, aged about 14 or 15.

He was home alone on holls with his girlfriend......
Yip you guessed it, half way doing the cleaning settee, all I could here was squeak squeak squeak from upstairs for about 15 mins.

When he came down very big smile and girl looked a very embarrassed.
To be young again.....LOL :)

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Shaun_Ashmore

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Re: Sex!!
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2008, 09:07:34 pm »
Give em a £1 and they may have let you watch and for a fiver............

Shaun ;D

stevegunn

Re: Sex!!
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2008, 09:18:00 pm »
I remember when I could last 15 mins :-[

Shaun_Ashmore

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Re: Sex!!
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2008, 09:21:04 pm »
I bet the Missus can't :o it's a case of pull mi nighty down when you've finished.

Shaun

Re: Sex!!
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2008, 10:34:33 pm »
It now takes me all night to start what i used to do all night  :o ::) ;D

klinger (spa clean)

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Re: Sex!!
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2008, 10:09:13 am »
When I used to be a window cleaner many moons ago, I went round the back of a regular customers house to ask her for warm water. Went to the kitchen window she wasnt there so looked in through patio doors only to find her 15 year son laid on settee doing what comes naturally to us boys of that age....imagine his shock and horror just having a very private moment to himself, when the window cleaner pops up at the window with a bucket shouting "CAN YOU FILL THIS FOR US MATE?!!" I felt so sorry for him at the time, but havent stopped laughing about it since. ;D
klinger of spa clean.

spindle

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Re: Sex!!
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2008, 01:42:10 pm »
married almost 10 yrs with 2 kids 4 and 5 ys old ;D


what is sex?? :-[ :-X ;)
life is one big learning experience!!!!!!!

M.Acorn

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Re: Sex!!
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2008, 04:00:49 pm »
Married no kids ta very much not now not ever ! get plenty thanks  :P
What goes around comes around

richie

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Re: Sex!!
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2008, 04:23:00 pm »
MANY YEARS AGO.....was booked in to clean all the carpets in a 4 bed house,  i told customer that i would like to start upstairs then work my way down.  She requested that i clean the longe, dining room first as she & her hubby needed to sort some stuff upstairs first.  Got the carpets downstairs sorted and called upstairs "is it ok if i clean the bedroom carpets now",  I could her them both having a giggle & she said yes.  I pulled the hoses up the stairs to the furthest point passing the Master bedroom the door was slightly open & could the husband quietly say "he is here".  I cleaned 2 bedrooms then passed the room that they were in, this time the door was half open.  She was sat on top of him doing her exercises  ;).  I cleaned the other room then called out to ask if i could clean there room...no  reply just giggles.  i thought i would give them a bit more time so went down to the van to have a cigerette.  Went back into the house and all i could her was her groaning so called out "i only have your bedroom & the hallway to clean,  is it ok to come up" she said 1 minute please, laughingly.  I then went back up the stairs,  she was dressed in a black skimpy very short night dress in the room and said the room is ready for you now.  I cleaned the room and hallway & packed the equipment away.  They paid me and said thank you.  

Im sure that the whole thing was staged.  I wasnt embarrassed but was shocked as they were trying hard to ensure i heard & saw what was going on.  Best thing was.....she was a stunner ;D

Richie.

Deep Clean Newcastle Gateshead

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Re: Sex!!
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2008, 04:32:48 pm »
Richie they probably wanted you to join in!!
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cbcs

Re: Sex!!
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2008, 04:38:47 pm »
You tool. Threesome.

Aquakleen Restoration Services

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Re: Sex!!
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2008, 05:47:10 pm »
Most of the housewives I do work for want my body.

Im a sexual tyranosaurus!

Deep Clean Newcastle Gateshead

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Re: Sex!!
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2008, 05:51:49 pm »
You Tart!!!
Mind you they are over 65 though arnt they
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Aquakleen Restoration Services

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Re: Sex!!
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2008, 05:55:46 pm »
Yes which is why like me they are almost extinct lol

clinton

Re: Sex!!
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2008, 06:58:51 pm »
Thats what i call helping the aged ;D

Kinver_Clean

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Re: Sex!!
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2008, 10:30:48 am »
To put a serious thought in-- it shows that we do run a risk when we are in a house with a female customer. It could be our word against theirs.

I was cleaning a very large bathroom once when madam came in wearing a bathrobe and turned the taps on. It didn't take long to finish and get out.

Trevor
God must love stupid people---He made so many.

Dennis

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Re: Sex!!
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2008, 10:57:21 am »
It didn't take long to finish and get out.

Trevor

I assume you mean the clean!  :o  ;D

Re: Sex!!
« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2008, 12:40:00 pm »
Must be your age Trevor, I have the same problem  :'(

garyj

Re: Sex!!
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2008, 04:53:11 pm »
When I used to be a window cleaner many moons ago, I went round the back of a regular customers house to ask her for warm water. Went to the kitchen window she wasnt there so looked in through patio doors only to find her 15 year son laid on settee doing what comes naturally to us boys of that age....imagine his shock and horror just having a very private moment to himself, when the window cleaner pops up at the window with a bucket shouting "CAN YOU FILL THIS FOR US MATE?!!".  And he said, not from here, and 5 gallons is a bit much but I'll have a go  ;D

will_turton

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Re: Sex!!
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2008, 06:39:28 pm »
  dave am surprised who think about it at your age ;)