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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: robertphil on May 02, 2014, 09:09:37 pm
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what is a genuine windie ?
on this forum i chatted to a guy [from Harlow ] said he mostly works where i work [colchester] so i offered him some work gratis as a friendly gesture . he said great but never showed up to meet me when i said i was in town and now im pretty sure he never works in this area. its a good hours drive to colchester from harlow anyway but i jus thought he must know what hes doing
. lately iv been followin him on the forum and come to realize hes on here most days in the daytime postin about allsorts and talkin the talk
are there many of these jokers on the forum ?
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Block him on your phone and put bamboo in his locks.
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Block him on your phone and put bamboo in his locks.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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are there many of these jokers on the forum ?
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1399063485_Untitled 3.jpg)
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well thats steve coogan so i guess yes i am a faker ye gads
but i do actually clean windows
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Any names? I'm on Mersea and cover the villages around Colchester and do a lot in town, I might have had dealingswith who you mean if you want to name him.
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Some bloke called Richard Neal.
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Some bloke called Richard Neal.
Doh :(
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Any names? I'm on Mersea and cover the villages around Colchester and do a lot in town, I might have had dealingswith who you mean if you want to name him.
lee is his name .
where do you mostly work in colchester richard . i mostly work East hill, highwoods and greenstead
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I can understand folk pretending to be a Doctor or an Airline Pilot; but a window cleaner??
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I can understand folk pretending to be a Doctor or an Airline Pilot; but a window cleaner??
your damn right . i had this discussion with my workers yest . this guy lee contacted one of them ,via facebook , and told her he is going to be working alongside her .
come to the conclusion hes a dreamer or possibly a windie stalker/dreamer . we gave it some thought,how could we draw him out into the open but decided its not worth the effort .
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Ewan pretends to be a window cleaner Malc.
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I can understand folk pretending to be a Doctor or an Airline Pilot; but a window cleaner??
Leonardo DiCaprio is playing Spruce, Mr Miyagi is playing Tosh and Danny DeVito is playing me in:
Catch Me If You Can II
{overly dramatic & overtly bassy voice} You thought the first one was glamorous, think again'
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I can understand folk pretending to be a Doctor or an Airline Pilot; but a window cleaner??
Leonardo DiCaprio is playing Spruce, Mr Miyagi is playing Tosh and Danny DeVito is playing me in:
Catch Me If You Can II
{overly dramatic & overtly bassy voice} You thought the first one was glamorous, think again'
;D ;D ;D
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I can understand folk pretending to be a Doctor or an Airline Pilot; but a window cleaner??
Leonardo DiCaprio is playing Spruce, Mr Miyagi is playing Tosh and Danny DeVito is playing me in:
Catch Me If You Can II
{overly dramatic & overtly bassy voice} You thought the first one was glamorous, think again'
;D ;D ;D
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I am a Doctor and an Airline Pilot but found that I couldn't make enough money at both
these jobs so went into window cleaning.
I spent £50000 on a top of the range wfp system which paid for itself in under six months.
I spend a lot of time on here because as we all know the money is that good cleaning windows I
only need to work 12 hours a week.
But to be honest I wont be spending as much time on here in future as I'm upping my working hours
to 24.
I miss flying and want to buy my own plane this year.
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I can understand folk pretending to be a Doctor or an Airline Pilot; but a window cleaner??
I pretended to be a football manager until I got the sack.
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im thinking that some folk stumble onto this forum and then love faking bein a windie-the double life scenario .
i stumbled onto a truckers forum after doin a search for a satnav that warns me of speeding,well i joined the forum . i felt a right fraudster cos everybody else was a real trucker . now i didnt go so far as to boast about my truck , i only was on there to do with gettin a satnav ,but i had to pretend i was , to get the best info .
theres a sort of thrill in pretending you are summat you are not - long as you dont take it too far
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It could be a doctor or plane driver pretending to be a window cleaner.
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im thinking that some folk stumble onto this forum and then love faking bein a windie-the double life scenario .
i stumbled onto a truck forum after doin a search for a satnav that warns me of speeding,well i joined the forum . i felt a right fraudster cos everybody else was a real trucker . now i didnt go so far as to boast about my truck , i only was on there to do with gettin a satnav ,but i had to pretend i was ,to get the best info .
theres a sort of thrill in pretending you are summat you are not - long as you dont take it too far
;D
I don't think I could fake those long hours on the road, though. And all that fake, greasy food :(.
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are you on that forum too griff? theres was a lad on there,stuck in spain after his truck was stolen , the forum members were bending over backwards to get him home safely. but he couldnt/wouldnt be found when they came to rescue him
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No, just this, Bobby.
Where we all pretend to be sane.
Anyway, what's best detergent for cleaning an aeroplane?
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Do you think maybe he did show up but after looking you in the eye - I mean right in the eye - he thought your eyes were not open enough so decided to bugger off?
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Any names? I'm on Mersea and cover the villages around Colchester and do a lot in town, I might have had dealingswith who you mean if you want to name him.
lee is his name .
where do you mostly work in colchester richard . i mostly work East hill, highwoods and greenstead
Most if my work is Mersea and the villages between there and Colchester, I have a few days a month in town, new town, black Heath, high street, harwich road, and Greenstead . What sort of van does he use? I have a white high top 6 seater transit all sign written up, we've probably seen each other about.
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No, just this, Bobby.
Where we all pretend to be sane.
Anyway, what's best detergent for cleaning an aeroplane?
That'll be magica one go.
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No, just this, Bobby.
Where we all pretend to be sane.
Anyway, what's best detergent for cleaning an aeroplane?
That'll be magica one go.
Ta ;D.
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im thinking that some folk stumble onto this forum and then love faking bein a windie-the double life scenario .
i stumbled onto a truckers forum after doin a search for a satnav that warns me of speeding,well i joined the forum . i felt a right fraudster cos everybody else was a real trucker . now i didnt go so far as to boast about my truck , i only was on there to do with gettin a satnav ,but i had to pretend i was , to get the best info .
theres a sort of thrill in pretending you are summat you are not - long as you dont take it too far
I use this, only £20 per year & fantastic!! You can have it on 3 devices per subscription, so you can have it on your in-car nav AND iphone etc. ;) http://www.pocketgpsworld.com/
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No, just this, Bobby.
Where we all pretend to be sane.
Anyway, what's best detergent for cleaning an aeroplane?
That'll be magica one go.
No magica one go will ruin the paintwork just use a little waffle cloth and pure.
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are you on that forum too griff? theres was a lad on there,stuck in spain after his truck was stolen , the forum members were bending over backwards to get him home safely. but he couldnt/wouldnt be found when they came to rescue him
yes I read that story, well the start of it, I lost interest after a while, by the way the cheap sat navs mentioned on that forum do just the job warning on speed limits etc, great bit of kit for £50 odd quid, can't fault it
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Any names? I'm on Mersea and cover the villages around Colchester and do a lot in town, I might have had dealingswith who you mean if you want to name him.
lee is his name .
where do you mostly work in colchester richard . i mostly work East hill, highwoods and greenstead
Most if my work is Mersea and the villages between there and Colchester, I have a few days a month in town, new town, black Heath, high street, harwich road, and Greenstead . What sort of van does he use? I have a white high top 6 seater transit all sign written up, we've probably seen each other about.
bloomin big van you must stand out from the crowd. if i see you i will stop n chat for sure. lee told me he was using a vw car
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are you on that forum too griff? theres was a lad on there,stuck in spain after his truck was stolen , the forum members were bending over backwards to get him home safely. but he couldnt/wouldnt be found when they came to rescue him
yes I read that story, well the start of it, I lost interest after a while, by the way the cheap sat navs mentioned on that forum do just the job warning on speed limits etc, great bit of kit for £50 odd quid, can't fault it
i too bought one,as you say, great value ,the truckers friend!
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Do you think maybe he did show up but after looking you in the eye - I mean right in the eye - he thought your eyes were not open enough so decided to bugger off?
could be yes
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Any names? I'm on Mersea and cover the villages around Colchester and do a lot in town, I might have had dealingswith who you mean if you want to name him.
lee is his name .
where do you mostly work in colchester richard . i mostly work East hill, highwoods and greenstead
Most if my work is Mersea and the villages between there and Colchester, I have a few days a month in town, new town, black Heath, high street, harwich road, and Greenstead . What sort of van does he use? I have a white high top 6 seater transit all sign written up, we've probably seen each other about.
bloomin big van you must stand out from the crowd. if i see you i will stop n chat for sure. lee told me he was using a vw car
You can see my van in my profile picture, I don't think I've come across this lee bloke,there used to be someone on here who only came on late at night and it turned out he was a security gaurd!
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Do you think maybe he did show up but after looking you in the eye - I mean right in the eye - he thought your eyes were not open enough so decided to bugger off?
Lol. Good memory Soupy!
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What van are you in then? I'll look out for you
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a white berlingo ,written up , rusty wheels , oldish 03
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I got an email from an Audi TT forum last week. I remember I signed up in 2007 for loads of free advice for my golf turbo running an Audi engine lmao.
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a white berlingo ,written up , rusty wheels , oldish 03
I'll keep a look out mate
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Any names? I'm on Mersea and cover the villages around Colchester and do a lot in town, I might have had dealingswith who you mean if you want to name him.
lee is his name .
where do you mostly work in colchester richard . i mostly work East hill, highwoods and greenstead
Most if my work is Mersea and the villages between there and Colchester, I have a few days a month in town, new town, black Heath, high street, harwich road, and Greenstead . What sort of van does he use? I have a white high top 6 seater transit all sign written up, we've probably seen each other about.
we have binned all our work in greenstead last week due to our work load as we have just took on loads in mersea strange lol
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Any names? I'm on Mersea and cover the villages around Colchester and do a lot in town, I might have had dealingswith who you mean if you want to name him.
lee is his name .
where do you mostly work in colchester richard . i mostly work East hill, highwoods and greenstead
Most if my work is Mersea and the villages between there and Colchester, I have a few days a month in town, new town, black Heath, high street, harwich road, and Greenstead . What sort of van does he use? I have a white high top 6 seater transit all sign written up, we've probably seen each other about.
we have binned all our work in greenstead last week due to our work load as we have just took on loads in mersea strange lol
corrr ,id have bought the greenstead work off you !
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Any names? I'm on Mersea and cover the villages around Colchester and do a lot in town, I might have had dealingswith who you mean if you want to name him.
lee is his name .
where do you mostly work in colchester richard . i mostly work East hill, highwoods and greenstead
Most if my work is Mersea and the villages between there and Colchester, I have a few days a month in town, new town, black Heath, high street, harwich road, and Greenstead . What sort of van does he use? I have a white high top 6 seater transit all sign written up, we've probably seen each other about.
we have binned all our work in greenstead last week due to our work load as we have just took on loads in mersea strange lol
corrr ,id have bought the greenstead work off you !
it was only 6 jobs and three one them were messers our ex employee took them on
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ah ok. how much dyou want for them ?
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Any names? I'm on Mersea and cover the villages around Colchester and do a lot in town, I might have had dealingswith who you mean if you want to name him.
lee is his name .
where do you mostly work in colchester richard . i mostly work East hill, highwoods and greenstead
Most if my work is Mersea and the villages between there and Colchester, I have a few days a month in town, new town, black Heath, high street, harwich road, and Greenstead . What sort of van does he use? I have a white high top 6 seater transit all sign written up, we've probably seen each other about.
we have binned all our work in greenstead last week due to our work load as we have just took on loads in mersea strange lol
corrr ,id have bought the greenstead work off you !
it was only 6 jobs and three one them were messers our ex employee took them on
(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w157/bluedude1875/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-05/9700BFA3-034C-48C3-A2E1-ED1A28F4A081_zpsawivuhqe.jpg)
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Any names? I'm on Mersea and cover the villages around Colchester and do a lot in town, I might have had dealingswith who you mean if you want to name him.
lee is his name .
where do you mostly work in colchester richard . i mostly work East hill, highwoods and greenstead
Most if my work is Mersea and the villages between there and Colchester, I have a few days a month in town, new town, black Heath, high street, harwich road, and Greenstead . What sort of van does he use? I have a white high top 6 seater transit all sign written up, we've probably seen each other about.
we have binned all our work in greenstead last week due to our work load as we have just took on loads in mersea strange lol
corrr ,id have bought the greenstead work off you !
it was only 6 jobs and three one them were messers our ex employee took them on
(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w157/bluedude1875/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-05/9700BFA3-034C-48C3-A2E1-ED1A28F4A081_zpsawivuhqe.jpg)
3 posts in and this fella knows the lay of the land.
You'll go far fella.
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i believe Susan to be telling the truth here. greensteads not everybodys cup of tea and its natural to feel uneasey there , "bin the lot of em" would be quite understandable.
however i like working on that estate and lunch at the community cafe is summat to look forward too , dining with the chav set / stars of a victorian freakshow .
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Mind you Rob, Susan did make me laugh when she mentioned we've binned all our work there, it was only 6 jobs pmsl !!! Sounded like it was an entire Village lol !!!!
You go girl he he he !!!! Girl Power ay !!!🙋
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i believe Susan to be telling the truth here. greensteads not everybodys cup of tea and its natural to feel uneasey there , "bin the lot of em" would be quite understandable.
however i like working on that estate and lunch at the community cafe is summat to look forward too , dining with the chav set / stars of a victorian freakshow .
we hate the place cant stand the people there just like albert street in Colchester to when I move to frinton in the next few months I will be binning a few more off ;D that estate is just not for us :'(
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i never got paid in Albert street . professional messers , ruthless. i got revenge the bamboo in the door lock , later viewed the broken window scenario
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i never got paid in Albert street . professional messers , ruthless. i got revenge the bamboo in the door lock , later viewed the broken window scenario
we have just two people left in this street but not for long there days are numbered getting a few from Clacton ringing up at the minute , we have just got four blocks of flats and good money as well sick of the old window cleaner not turning up
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i think wherever you work,its the messers who get in your round first. theyr skilled and lay in waiting . they know you are desperate for work and have seen your type several times over the yrs,the newbie . are we going to pay him,like fook we are !
But after a while you get start to get bites from the decent folk, who live on the same street . this takes time,often years , the decent folk rarely get hooked in the original trawl for work . they observe you from across the street, behind the nets, making sure you do wipe the sills etc . are you regular ? ok,yes you are . yoohoo ,excuse me ... and then you are called upon
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i think wherever you work,its the messers who get in your round first. theyr skilled and lay in waiting . they know you are desperate for work and have seen your type several times over the yrs,the newbie . are we going to pay him,like fook we are !
But after a while you get start to get bites from the decent folk, who live on the same street . this takes time,often years , the decent folk rarely get hooked in the original trawl for work . they observe you from across the street, behind the nets, making sure you do wipe the sills etc . are you regular ? ok,yes you are . yoohoo ,excuse me ... and then you are called upon
He is right you know :)
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i think wherever you work,its the messers who get in your round first. theyr skilled and lay in waiting . they know you are desperate for work and have seen your type several times over the yrs,the newbie . are we going to pay him,like fook we are !
But after a while you get start to get bites from the decent folk, who live on the same street . this takes time,often years , the decent folk rarely get hooked in the original trawl for work . they observe you from across the street, behind the nets, making sure you do wipe the sills etc . are you regular ? ok,yes you are . yoohoo ,excuse me ... and then you are called upon
your bang on there not long now until our second van is full only a weeks worth of work to find and were full again