Tosh
Will I earn more money because I'm bald
Or would I earn even more if I worked for Roger
Dear Jeff1,
This is one of those 'firstly' and 'secondly' answers; so I'll firstly start with your 'hair' question.
It's a well known fact that when the economy is slow, all the best paid window cleaning jobs are taken by people with great hair; I've just won a nice contract on the basis of having good hair.
The baldies are forced to scramble for the crumbs. But in the current economic down-turn, there aren't enough pretty-haired people to get all the best accounts; therefore if you're bald and competing with other shiny-headed window cleaners, you'll have to rely on humour to have the edge on your folically challenged rivals.
Humour can be a tie-breaker for people whose hair; or rather lack of; has limited 'quality-account-attracting' potential.
Secondly, Squeaks isn't just balding; he's wee-smelling-ging-ger
and balding. Do I need to say more?