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simon knight

Re: Just back from A&E
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2008, 06:01:13 pm »
I tell you guys my wrist is aching like buggery but coming on the site has really cheered me up!

 ;D ;D ;D
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jeff1

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Re: Just back from A&E
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2008, 06:02:31 pm »
And don't forget to add that you now use its teeth as a scraper
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davids3511

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Re: Just back from A&E
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2008, 06:04:41 pm »
Quote from: simon knight on October 16, 2008, 05:36:48 pm

Thank God it's the left wrist rather than the right which is the w@nking one ;D ;D ;D



Indeed, you're not going to have much else to do for the next week or so :)
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Oakley Windows

Re: Just back from A&E
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2008, 06:06:01 pm »
Quote from: jeff1 on October 16, 2008, 06:00:31 pm
Quote from: Tosh on October 16, 2008, 05:54:29 pm
Quote from: jeff1 on October 16, 2008, 05:50:46 pm
You'll end up with slant eye's and buck teeth ;D

That's what happened to me!  ;D
I don't believe that for one minute looking at that dress Tosh  ;D ;D slant eye's buck teeth and a geordie accent :o what a combination Lol

That'd be a good reason to slash your wrists, lets not encourage him  ;D
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Tosh

Re: Just back from A&E
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2008, 06:14:00 pm »
Hey, guys,

I'm the best looking window cleaner in Chepstow; by a mile!

But I guess that's no compliment really, since there's some really ugly looking window cleaners round this area; and at least I've still got lots of hair;  unlike Squeaky?

 ;D
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jeff1

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Re: Just back from A&E
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2008, 06:29:45 pm »
Quote from: Tosh on October 16, 2008, 06:14:00 pm
Hey, guys,

I'm the best looking window cleaner in Chepstow; by a mile!

But I guess that's no compliment really, since there's some really ugly looking window cleaners round this area; and at least I've still got lots of hair;  unlike Squeaky?

 ;D
I don't have a bald spot, I have a solar panel for a sex machine ;D
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Tosh

Re: Just back from A&E
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2008, 06:48:20 pm »
You can't charge good prices if you're bald!
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tomy jackson

Re: Just back from A&E
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2008, 07:10:16 pm »
we all have days when we shud have staed in bed hope your not to long off work
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jeff1

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Re: Just back from A&E
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2008, 07:14:31 pm »
Quote from: Tosh on October 16, 2008, 06:48:20 pm
You can't charge good prices if you're bald!
I manage good prices here, some lady's love baldy men  ;D
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Moderator David@stives

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Re: Just back from A&E
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2008, 09:38:09 am »
Tosh

Who was it who grassed on you ?
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mistersqueegee

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Re: Just back from A&E
« Reply #30 on: October 17, 2008, 03:12:55 pm »
Quote from: jeff1 on October 16, 2008, 07:14:31 pm
Quote from: Tosh on October 16, 2008, 06:48:20 pm
You can't charge good prices if you're bald!
I manage good prices here, some lady's love baldy men  ;D

Here, here Jeff!
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simon knight

Re: Just back from A&E
« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2008, 05:16:50 pm »

Well my first day in captivity...sods law, a stunningly beautiful day and good money to be made...but no!...I sit indoors and do my tax return >:(

Have also found time to cook a pork casserole for dinner tonight...loads of Brownie points from Mrs K...perhaps even some sex later...yeah right ::)
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Oakley Windows

Re: Just back from A&E
« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2008, 05:45:29 pm »
Pork? Sex? Hand?

Am I missing something?

 :o
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