Pull up a sandbag it’s a long one....
A few years ago I pulled up at a job, the driveway is shared by 3 houses, 2 of which are customers, the 3rd is an old fella (about 70) who I often used to say hello and have a quick chat if he was outside.
I pulled up one day, new employee in the van showing him the round. We decided to stop for a quick cuppa, we had been there about 2 minutes when I saw the old guy walking up to the van, so naturally I said to my guy “open your window he wants a chat” BOY did I get a shock!
“Get this F...ing van off my drive”. I was gobsmacked! I said "but its a shared drive and I need to park here to access your neighbours", he than ranted about it being his drive and he couldn’t get his car out, that was crap as there was enough room to reverse a train out.
I told him that if he had come to me and said would you move please as I don’t like you parking here I would have moved immediately, but as he had been so rude and I had every right to be there he could take a hike. He replied by saying he was going to get his son to come and move me, great I said, make sure he brings his mates. He then went back to his house and we started getting the gear off the van. It was all over, or so I thought.
I heard him walking back across the gravel so looked up to see him walking towards me with a golf club in his hand, I didn’t know whether to laugh or run as it was quite funny to see an old man, all red in the face, looking really mad but still wearing his slippers.
I told him to put it down and not to be so daft, he got right in my face and started threatening me, then he suddenly head butted me in the face. Well at this point I had had enough, my natural instinct was to knock him out but as he was so old I did not dare so I rang the police, when I told them he had the golf club it went as a weapons shout and within 5 mins 3 police cars with 6 coppers in full protective clothing turned up, for an old man in his slippers ha ha.
He stashed the club, the police thought next door but were unable to prove it so he got away with that, it all went to court and he got bound over to keep the peace for 6 months.
I still see him and it always makes me laugh.