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Darran Smith

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Re: Whats Todays Best April Fool Joke
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2010, 03:18:34 pm »
I have a total so far of 35 e-mails asking for work, and another 2 who sussed me 8)
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Paul Coleman

Re: Whats Todays Best April Fool Joke
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2010, 03:22:04 pm »
Isa a cumming ta get ya  :)
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Darran Smith

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Re: Whats Todays Best April Fool Joke
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2010, 05:06:56 pm »
Yes I did like Golds :o
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AuRavelling79

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Re: Whats Todays Best April Fool Joke
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2010, 05:36:34 pm »
Darran, how about linking up with Gardiners for that big contract of yours? These big firms like to show how "green" they are and if they have a window cleaning contractor who's serious about reducing water weight and transport costs they can boast to all their clients.

Is it a supermarket chain, by the way? If Gardiners make a drinkable (potable) version then reducing weight in all those mineral water bottles they sell would reduce their transport costs by a third by this time next year.

In fact if it was Morrison's then they could ditch their lorries and call themselves Van Morrison. What do you think? Perhaps they could launch a new drink and call it Green Rhino ...

Do they have chemists in-house like they do at ASDA? They could offer it's prostate protection properties in a Cranberry Juice mix.

Tosh would buy it. He's pretty green.
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Darranvps

Re: Whats Todays Best April Fool Joke
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2010, 05:47:37 pm »
I would rather sub out to you guys 8)
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AuRavelling79

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Re: Whats Todays Best April Fool Joke
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2010, 06:21:36 pm »
Quote from: Darranvps on April 01, 2010, 05:47:37 pm
I would rather sub out to you guys 8)

You're too kind - it is tempting; because if my 400L becomes 500L due to SLR resin then that would give me extra capacity to do your work, Spearmint.

But for you, selling mineral water would be a complete new sideline and not affect your wonderful relationship with other forum members - why don't you go for it?
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Darranvps

Re: Whats Todays Best April Fool Joke
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2010, 06:53:14 pm »
Been there done that got the T shirt many many years ago ;D
And i'm talking about the Mineral water!
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G Griffin

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Re: Whats Todays Best April Fool Joke
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2010, 07:08:04 pm »
 Mine went down like a lead balloon. He still doesn`t know I was joking on the  "How Much Will We Get" thread  by Lee02.
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michael papworth

Re: Whats Todays Best April Fool Joke
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2010, 08:34:06 pm »
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AuRavelling79

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Re: Whats Todays Best April Fool Joke
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2010, 08:41:19 pm »
Quote from: Wally the Window Washer on April 01, 2010, 08:34:06 pm
Got to be this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctmaaL0okWM


Love it! All we need now is a version to translate what Bumper says!  ;D
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Tom White

Re: Whats Todays Best April Fool Joke
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2010, 11:10:23 pm »
Quote from: Gold on April 01, 2010, 05:36:34 pm

Tosh would buy it. He's pretty green.

Having slanty eyes, I've been called 'yellow' a few times, but never green!  ;)
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