[Tim82]

 I finished work the other day and was sat watching tv when I got a random text message from an unknown number.

 It said: "Look it marked windows again sorry but single parent but cant pay sorry".

 So I texted back and said "Hello who is this please". Some time later the reply said "sorry dippy blonde on ***** ave" (I blanked out the street name there).

So I sighed and sent another reply. "Which number please?". Again, some time later I get a reply which says: "14 and apparently at size 8 and 34d you should be doing windows for free but just secretary at end of day"(!!!!???)

 Now the strange thing is I had put a note through one of the houses on that street that has owed me 4 cleans for several months, but I don't even do number 14!! What a weirdo.

That's the first text like that I've had from a customer! I'm surprised I haven't attracted more weirdos!

[paul saunders]

Me too. 

[krave]

Sounds to me like your in there for a free window clean. 

[Tim82]

Me too. 

Cheeky git!! ;]

[Tim82]

Sounds to me like your in there for a free window clean. 

Well, for one, if it's the one i'm thinking of, she's definitely underestimated her size! And two, I think my wife might have summin to say about that!!

[Sir Squeaky]

I'll take it off your hands.

[Jack Wallace]

I got a text of a girl who got the number from my van a few weks back. By the end the night I was getting some very rude pictures too.
I thought it was great till the pictures arrived. she was about 15 stone ha ha.
I deleted the number pretty quick after that.

Who says advertising dont work 

[Spruce]

I would be careful about sending Flirty text messages - my own experience is that they can get you into big trouble!
Ashley Cole

[Sean Dyer]

lol i know

john terry

[david watts]

could be a trap 

[mark dew]

Sounds to me like your in there for a free window clean. 

Well, for one, if it's the one i'm thinking of, she's definitely underestimated her size! And two, I think my wife might have summin to say about that!!

Yeah she might be 38e.  No point telling the wife yet. Not till you've checked out the other option. 

Apart from that, why don't you try and sell the job. It's gotta be worth more than 2 cleans. Raffle the address on here. While i just go and check how much diesel i got in the van. 

[stfc]

i did a front page advert once,and got a totally filth msg,cant put it on here but you cud imagine.

[Tim82]

Sounds to me like your in there for a free window clean. 

Well, for one, if it's the one i'm thinking of, she's definitely underestimated her size! And two, I think my wife might have summin to say about that!!

Yeah she might be 38e.  No point telling the wife yet. Not till you've checked out the other option. 

Apart from that, why don't you try and sell the job. It's gotta be worth more than 2 cleans. Raffle the address on here. While i just go and check how much diesel i got in the van. 

No I mean she's a lot more than size 8!

[Spruce]

Hey, maybe it is the wife trying to catch you out! 

[G Griffin]

Sounds to me like your in there for a free window clean. 

Well, for one, if it's the one i'm thinking of, she's definitely underestimated her size! And two, I think my wife might have summin to say about that!!

Yeah she might be 38e.  No point telling the wife yet. Not till you've checked out the other option. 

Apart from that, why don't you try and sell the job. It's gotta be worth more than 2 cleans. Raffle the address on here. While i just go and check how much diesel i got in the van. 

No I mean she's a lot more than size 8!

Big feet then 

[Tim82]

lol