[The Jester of Wibbly]

Just a bit of Christmas fun,

What are your tails to tell when one of your eyes gets Caught by something through the window?

[martinsadie]

Just a bit of Christmas fun,

What are your tails to tell when one of your eyes gets Caught by something through the window?

curtains 

[Murdie window cleaning]

Nothing more than a messy bedroom  

[Blue Frog Systems]

Dirty insides

[dave f]

i went cavassing went to this very old type squires house knocked after a minuit or so door opend slightly and a figure appeared in a long green dress blonde wig all done up to the 9s asked if he?she wanted w/c only to fined out it was a trany .nowt against them took me buy suprise i

[JRDEasiReach]

just dirt on the insides, making my nice clean work on the outside look poope, been the same for 4 cleans now!!!

[geefree]

its a myth . :

[The Jester of Wibbly]

A Myth?

So that film "confessions of a window cleaner" was just hype.  That why I got into the game hehe

[Murdie window cleaning]

A Myth?

So that film "confessions of a window cleaner" was just hype.  That why I got into the game hehe

Please don't say it doesn't happen like in the movies, i'm just going to live in hope that maybe one day

[martinsadie]

A Myth?

So that film "confessions of a window cleaner" was just hype.  That why I got into the game hehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsGneb9VoCg

[geefree]

see .. not real 

[The Jester of Wibbly]

A Myth?

So that film "confessions of a window cleaner" was just hype.  That why I got into the game hehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsGneb9VoCg

Nice one   Looks tlike the only dirty things these days in the job are the windows

[DaveG]

Just a bit of Christmas fun,

What are your tails to tell when one of your eyes gets Caught by something through the window?

curtains 

beef curtains?

[RnS sussex]

there must be some more stories

[geefree]

perv 

[RnS sussex]

the few things iv seen would put most people off for life 

[mark dew]

I'm not as close to the window now i'm wfp. And while i have looked through the glass before, i find that it takes too much time and is obvious that i'm checking the place out.
Anyway, it's nearly always lighter outside than it is inside which means it's a nose to the glass peek.
And as this is a trust business, i'm too worried about getting seen. 

Oh yeah, i saw an old boy in his y fronts once. 

[Window Washers]

saw an old lady bed out of bed just as I got up the top of the ladder she was totally starkers, never have I seen a body like that before
I nearly feel off the ladder she must have been about 80 and wrinkles in all the wrong places. Makes me shudder just thinking about it.

[windowcleaninginessex.co.uk]

Have seen some sights after being in the game for over 15 years.

 I think the best was a  lady in labour, I rung door bell as usual and carried on cleaning windows, I never wait for customers to answer door cause sometimes they take ages or don't bother at all,went up ladder on to flat roof at front of house and started to clean the 1st window I come to, all I heard was shut the curtains its the window cleaner, of cause you then look to were the voices came from. All I see is lady on bed, legs wide open, and midwife in action, what a sight. This was years ago and I still clean their windows and they still joke about it.

The kid must be about 12 years old now and the dad jokes we should of called him Darren after me. If they never shouted shut the curtains I would never of known anyone was in the room .

[dazmond]

ive caught 3 women getting outta bed with no clothes on!theyve all been over 60!caught a young girl coming out of the shower she screamed very loud and i nearly fell of ladders.caught a young girl on the toilet!had 2 young girls deliberately walking up and down in their underwear and smiling while im cleaning!i had to go back to the car as i was shaking so much!caught a guy having a wank once.had a few girlfriends over the years on my round that liked to strip while i clean the windows.problem was i never got much work done for the restof the day!! ;Dhappy days!