[matt]

so who is doing who's wife ? ? ? ?

sod the TV lark , we want juicy gossip

[Moderator David@stives]

Matt

I dont think you understand, I HAVE BEEN ON TV, I am now an household name.

Nothing else matters.

[Gleaming windows]

From what I could gather last night Terry was doing an ad with some fat bint off the box who used to do these house interior malarky programmes, and got the wrong end of the stick thinking Dave Morris (actually it might have been Squeaks, who cares anyway, just insert any name for the sake of it) was doing her (yes! doing  )  whilst in fact Terry wanted to be doing her, so was jealous and threw his rattle out of the pram like any self-respecting prima donna celeb would do appearing on Im a celeb get me outta this rat infested island.

Got that?


This is the woman, imagine that boyz, that maggot could be your todger

[chris@c.m.s]

Dave don't forget the  Next time

[Moderator David@stives]

I spoke to Terry this morning, he's OK

I didnt use a smiley because i thought people could read my mind so i didnt need one.

Oh I am so confused

[chris@c.m.s]

Matt

I dont think you understand, I HAVE BEEN ON TV, I am now an household name.

Nothing else matters.

Didn't realise you was on TV as well  I know deb's was fastest female window cleaner, what did you win?       

[Window Washers]

I spoke to Terry this morning, he's OK

I didnt use a smiley because i thought people could read my mind so i didnt need one.

Oh I am so confused

lmao this post is getting better and better. 

[matt]

Matt

I dont think you understand, I HAVE BEEN ON TV, I am now an household name.

Nothing else matters.

Didn't realise you was on TV as well  I know deb's was fastest female window cleaner, what did you win?       

who is debs ? ? ?

so turbo terry and debs ? ? ?

who's wife is debs ? ? ?

[Window Washers]

Matt

I dont think you understand, I HAVE BEEN ON TV, I am now an household name.

Nothing else matters.

Didn't realise you was on TV as well  I know deb's was fastest female window cleaner, what did you win?       

who is debs ? ? ?

so turbo terry and debs ? ? ?

who's wife is debs ? ? ?

From where I am sat debs is daves wife, he wants to be on tv, but terry is on tv but wants to be a house hold name till smuddger came along and outed Terry as they are having an affair, I may have got a little mixed up

[matt]

Matt

I dont think you understand, I HAVE BEEN ON TV, I am now an household name.

Nothing else matters.

Didn't realise you was on TV as well  I know deb's was fastest female window cleaner, what did you win?       

who is debs ? ? ?

so turbo terry and debs ? ? ?

who's wife is debs ? ? ?

From where I am sat debs is daves wife, he wants to be on tv, but terry is on tv but wants to be a house hold name till smuddger came along and outed Terry as they are having an affair, I may have got a little mixed up

so debs is daves wife

dave and terry are having a affair

the plot thickens

[Window Washers]

Sorry that was meant to say bumper hes having the affair with Terry  :

[Pole 2 Pole]

I'm confused. Can someone start again from the top? 

[matt]

Sorry that was meant to say bummer   :

i have edited it for you

[Window Washers]

Sorry that was meant to say bummer   :

i have edited it for you

lol, no say bumper, but I did hear your name meantioned Matt, so please can you let us know why this is, something to do with fed up of diy on rods or something 

[chris@c.m.s]

Oh bugger I'm confuddled now, I'm of too I think  

[bumper]

he did not know how i got into bedroom coz the door was locked, i usee a ladder,he didnt know that coz he thought  ladders were banned.

[matt]

Sorry that was meant to say bummer   :

i have edited it for you

lol, no say bumper, but I did hear your name meantioned Matt, so please can you let us know why this is, something to do with fed up of diy on rods or something 

not when its as big as i can get it 

[Window Washers]

he did not know how i got into bedroom coz the door was locked, i usee a ladder,he didnt know that coz he thought  ladders were banned.

sensei Matt will be after you....