[Murdie window cleaning]

too late you great unwashed slaves....i got the rights to market it...terry's people have just called me......i had to pay 10k over the phone to secure the rights.....so you have missed the train boy.

i think it was his people

i hope it was his people 

do you think i have been done over

That's my van and wfp system paid for 

[HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)]

why you wascal ....just as well i am securing the real rights to terry's amazing new wonder wipes......his people have just called me......and this time it only cost me 5k....they said they felt sorry for me losing the 10k to that scammer, so they decided as a good will gesture they would reduce the fee to half.

i think it was terrys people.....you can see where this is going cant you

[Gleaming windows]

I'll give you a shout in a sec scrimmy, if you like I'll settle for 3K 

[HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)]

i am very fussy about who i let scam me Matt....but coz you like H.H and for that reason only i am willing to be scammed by you.....only one problem though...i only have 2k left

[Gleaming windows]

Well, I am a very busy man you understand and have little time to negotiate, so lets settle for 2K, that is the best I can do for you and sure you understand it is a very good deal for you 

[HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)]

done

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

i think this is another wind up we rise to the bait again tell me it isnt so mates suspense and intrigue 

[HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)]

but thats wot i luv about it....most things on the interweb is completely made up or is a scam......as the great man once said (or to be accurate is about to say)  " its the sifting through the dross that we find the thing we were looking for at the start"  (scrimmy, circa 1744) 

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

gotcha mate i thought somone was serious for a minute!!!
fickle old  me!!!

[DaveG]

wipe on?

leave to dry??

Dries perfect??

Sounds like     wfp!

[HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)]

gotcha mate i thought somone was serious for a minute!!!
fickle old  me!!!

see thats where the discerment comes in....it COULD be serious...there just may be a product called "terry turbo the fastest window cleaner on earths magic wonder wipes"......and who would argue...nay who could even begin to dispute the great mans...erm greatness....not me....i smell cash...and lots of it...well at least a fiver for my services as the HEAD MARKETING GURU...Terry....did you catch that mate......make sure they spell that right for my new office door

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

want to know my secret weapon for those shiny windows
it moans it farts and it is fit and shines the windows with with er buns
answer IT ME MISSUS!!!!

[ccmids]

its not A towel :- you can keep thinking what it might be,The secrets not out yet! :

terry do you still need ladders with it?

[HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)]

stay on topic.......its all about ME this post....dunno why people have to hijack these posts and make it all about themselves....thats so selfish......so again...lets talk about ME please and the merits I will bring to that fastest window cleaner chap and his box of wipes...wots his name again?...ah...thanks.......lets talk about the merits I will bring to Trevors box o'wipes....Trevor?..that aint it....flippin heck, you just cant get the staff these days.....Terence....sorry about that old bean...........now i have lost what it was i wanted to say..........ah yes.....its all about ME.

[ccmids]

scrimmy what you on about mate ? have i missed somthin

[Clive McDonald]

What a lot of toffee.To start with a squeegie doesn't leave smears either so where is the advantage of this.You would still need ladders to access windows.

As for internals several methods have already been devised. Qvc like this sort of thing but you have to price it high and get people to ring in with the same demented determination they show for tormenting simon cowell with the x factor twins.

In branding terms this could be a disaster , the poster boy for trad window cleaning with the fastest arm in the country
going modern is a mixed message.

[HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)]

scrimmy what you on about mate ? have i missed somthin

i am talking about the main man.....mr trevor wheelbarrow.....top bloke...buy his box of wipes......i am his main marketing man........talk to me about buying in bulk

[ccmids]

 

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