[Dean Taberner]

Lady isn't paying (£18). Phoned and left messages, sent texts...no response. Called round...never in.

I'm not gonna waste any more time with it but fully intend to return the dirt to her (front) windows the next time I'm passing. Nothing silly like eggs, oil or paint etc...just dip applicator into bucket, apply to windows and off I go.

Although I'm going to do it does anybody know what the law is on this?

Did it!

Don't think I was spotted but I'm sure Horatio Caine from CSI Miami would have no trouble tracking my car down given the amount of rubber I left behind as I roared away Oh what jolly jape

Good on you!!!

Whats your address?

Ill give you a lift in to face your criminal damage charge

Dean