[Sir Squeaky]

I don't care.
I've covered my tax bill this week. 

a years tax bill in 1 week?.... i smell a rat ....your on 4-5-6 k a week? :

What are you on about?
My tax is a fraction of that!

Of course I'm not on 5 grand a week.
If i was, don't you think my tax would be a bit higher?

[peter holley]

no, you donkey... if you are on say £600 a week... your tax bill will e a few grand... and you stated that u paid it in 1 week

[Tosh]

Squeaks,

Come round my house on Sunday evening and I'll get my crayons out and explain how the 'paying on account' or 'paying your tax on 'time'' thing works.

Bring some beer for payment.

Also bring a big crayon sharpener; I think I'll have to go over stuff a few times before you understand it.

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P Holley;

You're the donkey; you put a 'k' after your figures in the post where you suggested Squeaks was a dodgy geezer; a 'K' means 'one-thousand'!

[peter holley]

Squeaks,

Come round my house on Sunday evening and I'll get my crayons out and explain how the 'paying on account' or 'paying your tax on 'time'' thing works.

Bring some beer for payment.

Also bring a big crayon sharpener; I think I'll have to go over stuff a few times before you understand it.

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P Holley;

You're the donkey; you put a 'k' after your figures in the post where you suggested Squeaks was a dodgy geezer; a 'K' means 'one-thousand'!

[peter holley]

Squeaks,

Come round my house on Sunday evening and I'll get my crayons out and explain how the 'paying on account' or 'paying your tax on 'time'' thing works.

Bring some beer for payment.

Also bring a big crayon sharpener; I think I'll have to go over stuff a few times before you understand it.

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P Holley;

You're the donkey; you put a 'k' after your figures in the post where you suggested Squeaks was a dodgy geezer; a 'K' means 'one-thousand'!

ay? use ur loaf... ehhhh ooor!...my last  tax bill was a good few k...squeeks said he earned enough to pay his tax bill in a week?? hense earning enough in aweek to pay a tax bill....

[peter holley]

im the tax man ...lol :

[Sir Squeaky]

ay? use ur loaf... ehhhh ooor!...my last  tax bill was a good few k...squeeks said he earned enough to pay his tax bill in a week?? hense earning enough in aweek to pay a tax bill....

I never said i paid it solely this week.
I got together the rest that I needed.

And no, I don't average £600 a week.
So my tax isn't that high, but if I need to make more I can.
Don't forget I take £3300 off due to my van as well.

[Tosh]

Squeaks, if you submit your tax return shortly after April 09, you'll only have to pay the tax you owe.

If you leave your tax return till later in the year; say December 09; you'll have to pay 'on account' based on your previous years tax return.  And once you submit your self assessment; you'll either get a rebate or have to pay the difference; depending on whether you had a higher or lower profit from the year before.

Does that make sense?

[Sir Squeaky]

Why can't they go back to just sending us one bill each year and be done with it? :

It's just so they can rob people more I reckon.

[Tosh]

Nope, it's a fairer system than PAYE, but I can't elaborate 'cos I'm on the laptop in bed and Wor Lass is complaining about the keyboard 'clicking'.

[peter holley]

no, you donkey... if you are on say £600 a week... your tax bill will e a few grand... and you stated that u paid it in 1 week

oh dear! too many beers me thinks....lol