[Ricky M]

BT phone box! , thats stuff the Grandad told me about, thought it was a wind up 

Ricky

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

Only in body 

[COLIN BRIGHT]

this last couple of weeks i have been inundated with price shoppers, people saying the other bloke is a quarter of the price, and "i can get cheaper" and so on
THESE PEOPLE ARE TIME WASTING PEASANTS AND I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HOPE WHATEVER MUPPET THEY DO GET TO CLEAN THE CARPETS, STUFFS IT UP AND RUINS THEIR XMAS
they deserve it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH i feel much better now!

[craigp]

They are annoying, had one today wanting 15 minute converstion about a poxy rug with cat wee on it, he asked if a dry cleaners would clean it, dont know i said,

In the end I said, 'why dont you take it to the dry cleaners'

Then he said 'don't you want the job?'

He was the one suggested it!

Never did want it I could tell he would never have been happy if I did clean it.